So, how do you measure cock size?

[Luke Skywalker]

In my case with a micrometer.

[bengay]

I think most trannies measure it as the distance between the tip of their dick to their anus. Seriously... I have never seen so many tiny little "eight inch" cocks.

[RideFreeInTexas]

I measure from the lowest point of my balls to the very tip, round up generously, then triple that. And it's still shorter than what most guys around here say they're packing

[ChipMonkey]

Measure by direct corelation to the size of the truck you drive.

[Lust4xxxLife]

Originally Posted by ChipMonkey

Measure by direct corelation to the size of the truck you drive.

Actually, I believe it's an inverse relationship. The larger and more obnoxious the truck, the smaller the penis (compensating).

[onioncrotch]

Take your wallet, fill it with hundreds and once it is thicker than your penis is long then you'll get the approval from the ladies you're really looking for...

[Guest113018-1]

Originally Posted by SweaterPuppies

Men are so insecure about their penis size, what's up with that? Who really gives a shit?

Could be for some of the same reasons that most of the women who get breast implants are are insecure or dissatisfied with either the shape or size, or both, of their breasts. When it comes to boobs, I like most sizes. I believe it would be they would have to be almost non existent to be too small and yes, Indo think there is such a thing as being too big. When it comes to selecting a provider, breast size has little to do with the selection process.

[Iaintliein]

I don't think it's an accident that the one hundred dollar bill is exactly 6" long.

[BigDBone]

Originally Posted by Prolongus

I was at an outdoor party at night a few years ago. Lots of beer. A few of us went to take a leak off a bridge over a stream. One of the guys said: "Damn, that water is pretty cold!" I replied: "Yep...it's pretty deep, too. "

Haha yeah that was funny. I remember Richard Pryor saying that