Here i have a stupid question

[TallDallasGuy]

Originally Posted by JamieLove

Id be excited and take it slow

<---- taking notes!

[Duthgar1976]

Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby

As long as gangrene hasn't set in the balls . . . then we're good to go.

On the other end, I would like to witness a cum load that has been saved up for 13 years!

Anyway, welcome to the hobby.

my balls would have exploded if i had not been rubbing one out everyday. Thank goodness for internet porn. but tired of my hand want the real thing. Got a nice woman thats going to break me in slowly then hump me into a coma.

Once i recover from that i have my eyes set on my first AA... an she pretty

[pyramider]

If you need a change of pace ... switch hands.

[Guest062217]

^^^ I'd listen to him if I were you. He's the expert of rubbing one out at the keyboard. He might even share some his taint collection with you...

[parasitius]

I think it's real, and I think it is a societal problem that is bigger than anyone acknowledges or makes known (like the media and so on).

My brother is in his mid 20s and has been obsessed beyond obsessed with sex since age 14. Porn addict. Good looking, thin, has the gift of gab & can make conversation with anyone, addicted masterbator, and VIRGIN. I don't think girls have anything to fear, the only thing would be he might have unrealistic expectations about how easy certain porn positions are to actually pull off. I know for a fact he has never gotten as far as holding a girl's hand. He's a BIG TALKER though and this is how he survives - tells me daily how he is going to become a huge porn star and partake in giant orgies and blah blah blah.

The guy probably told you 13 years because a lot of us like to brag about it. It is an ego thing. "Look how pitiful I am". I'd pretty much be in the same situation if it weren't for pay for play. I don't have the slightest idea how one ends up in a social situation where he easily or by default ends up in a conversation with an attractive female. Just never has happened and probably never will. I guess at least 10%+ of males live like this, if not their whole lives, at least for a long phase.

[Guest092216]

Interesting. Well, OP, I'm game if you are...

[Spikebaby]

Originally Posted by Duthgar1976

all my friends called it extremely bad luck and timing. I am not kidding i have always been a little shy was in the Navy and because of things i was constantly moving around and instead of lookin for a quick role in the hay i was wanting more of a releationship. Years of bad luck and bad timing i switched to just get a quickie from someone. I tried adultfriendfinder craigslist and many dating sites to no avail. My old friend used to hobby a while back he told me about eccie and i finally got around to it.

Like i said its not for the please let me bbfs you it is simply hey im rusty as anything and nervous please be a little gentle and help me remember what this is all about.

Welcome to the hobby!

I think you will find that most of the ladies on here would be happy to meet with you. However, keep in mind that this is not a dating site. Yes, lots of different types of relationships are built in this hobby world.....but make sure you keep it into perspective and you can have LOADS of fun.

Have fun
Spikebaby

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by SNL9933

^^^ I'd listen to him if I were you. He's the expert of rubbing one out at the keyboard. He might even share some his taint collection with you...

I do not share my collection of taint with anyone. But its obvious you do not know the significance of the taint.

[Duthgar1976]

Originally Posted by Spikebaby

Welcome to the hobby!

I think you will find that most of the ladies on here would be happy to meet with you. However, keep in mind that this is not a dating site. Yes, lots of different types of relationships are built in this hobby world.....but make sure you keep it into perspective and you can have LOADS of fun.

Have fun
Spikebaby

Oh dear god yes i know its not a dating site. I was just refering to the fact that it hasnt been for the lack of trying.

P.S. I said 13 years because it has been 13 years. Last time i got laid was the weekend after 9/11. After that i just made mistake after mistake after mistake.

Hell while being stationed in Sicily a local i made friends with when we got drunk we would make sure one or the other is going to be ok. I woke up several times in her bed and she was naked. Figured out later on she wanted to be with me but i was too slow and shy. Had to come back stateside.

I have been told i try to hard then i dont try at all and i get told you are not trying hard enough. Last 2 years i have just been declaired disabled because i need a new hip and have been wanting to just bust a nut before something else goes wrong with my health and my docs tell me no more boom boom for you.

[Jake B]

I just keep picturing Blank Man (throw back) and everytime he is touched by that one girl he begins well...you know.

[Duthgar1976]

Originally Posted by FireKitten

It's believable. It's not that uncommon. I don't have to pry about the reasons particularly, if he wants to talk about it, then I'd certainly listen. Doesn't scare me at all, the ladies are often here as a first foray back into the world of intimacy, for guidance and not harsh judgment.


If it's just a story, oh well, there are more imaginative lies than that, right? (and still no sympathy for bare)

it is a true story, no it is not simpathy for bbfs. Im crazy not stupid. I finally saw a provider saturday 10/11/14 was a good time had fun she was super nice. Yet i could not pop.

not sure if it is because of the fact i ahve been alone for so long and im used to masterbation or performance anxiety or just plan dumb fucking luck.

im not sure if i should try again or not, already looking at another provider to try again.

[Luke Skywalker]

OP, I know how it feels... I havent had sex in a long time either, almost 18 hours. Sometimes it feels like 18 years. Im happy you finally ended the dry spell.

One word of advice... Don start threads like this. You were lucky this time. Trolls may pile on you.

[Duthgar1976]

Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker

OP, I know how it feels... I havent had sex in a long time either, almost 18 hours. Sometimes it feels like 18 years. Im happy you finally ended the dry spell.

One word of advice... Don start threads like this. You were lucky this time. Trolls may pile on you.

let them troll i am a veteran troller myself. i have had no life for a long time and have ahd plenty of time to hone my craft lol.

[Bob the Nailer]

the post that says "we have are share..." All I can say is WOW. I only thought backwoods redneck peckerwoods from Bama got that one wrong - "we have OUR share"