Hooker Church

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by chelseabean

Ha! You know, I have some damn good arguments about why I said that. I should go back on that thread and clarify. We can hash this out on the appropriate thread like the sad, pathetic shells of human beings who hash things out on hooker boards that we are. Okay. That was me poking a little fun at myself, and you tangentially. Nothing all that serious happening. Backing away slowly.....

Backing away as well....with hands lightly dangling over holstered six guns in case...

Disagree its pathetic shells of humans...I see it as interesting conversations between humans on a pathetic hoogar board...

[Secret_Amore]

Originally Posted by chelseabean

Yeah. This is kind of ridiculous. EFN is just persona non grata right now and an easy target. Good lord. I've never been, but it's just a some gals that get together on Sundays to have some drinks and shoot the bull for a while. Valuable? Well, sure. But sacred? Come on now. Also, it has been mentioned on coed before. No offense secret amore, you seem like a sweet person, but once by you. I wasn't aware it was any huge secret. Whispers organizes luncheons for the men. That is not shrouded in secrecy. It's just a meet and greet for the ladies, not a masonic order.

dude how many time do i have to say It's no a Secret it's just private. yes I mentioned it BRIEFLY inviting scarlett i believe or vicki lyn can't remember. but that's it. stop acting like we've all just been fucking boosting about it every turn and are now surprised when someone fresh brings it up because that's not the case. >_>

also chealse you've never been it's NOT a M&G do NOT compare it to whispers luncheons it's not like either of the things at all.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Secret_Amore

dude how many time do i have to say It's no a Secret it's just private. yes I mentioned it BRIEFLY inviting scarlett i believe or vicki lyn can't remember. but that's it. stop acting like we've all just been fucking boosting about it every turn and are now surprised when someone fresh brings it up because that's not the case. >_>

also chealse you've never been it's NOT a M&G do NOT compare it to whispers luncheons it's not like either of the things at all.

ToYz Newz Network Breaking Newz:

Pictures are now starting to filter out from the past weekends meeting at "Hoogar Church".

Hoogar Church, long a secret society only discussed in hushed whispers in the darkness, has recently been put into the limelight by noted sociopath EFN.

"Our picture shows two Ho Pastors, Chelsea Bean & Asian Ann, greeting newcomer Eryn to Hoogar Church"

Eryn, never at a loss for words, says "heres your fucking apple" as its tradition at Hoogar Church to bring an apple for the teacher...

[governmentguru]

Do ya do a lot of kneeling at this church??

[David.Douchehurst]

Ah'm purty shore thet they bin a-tryin' ta keep a low profile wife thet thar hooker church so's ta keep thet ol' rascal preecher-feller, Jimmy Swaggart, frum a-showin' up an' a-tryin' ta heal'um by a layin' on o' hands. 'Speshully oncet he starts ta let them ol' healin' hands roam 'round a might. But he might be able ta giv'um sum pointers on how ta rustle up a little more dinero when they take up a collection.

[chelseabean]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Backing away as well....with hands lightly dangling over holstered six guns in case...

Disagree its pathetic shells of humans...I see it as interesting conversations between humans on a pathetic hoogar board...

Well, you know, tomato, tomahto. Although I don't think anyone actually says tomahto anymore. Not even the British. And they all talk like they popped out of a Harry Potter novel.

[Toyz]

Here are a few of the favorite Hymns sung at Hoogar Church

* {Get Your} Rocks off for the Ages..
*The Old Rugged Puss
*What a friend we have in Beagle
*Claire She Loves Me, This I know (cause the bible tells me so)
*Onward Christian Hoogars
*Cum all ye faithful

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by chelseabean

Well, you know, tomato, tomahto. Although I don't think anyone actually says tomahto anymore. Not even the British. And they all talk like they popped out of a Harry Potter novel.

WHY do all the TV villians have to speak with an English accent? Even in the movie 300, the damned GREEKS spoke with an English accent? Did anyone EVER say Tomahto?

And true story...I was leading a conference call...about a year ago...and had representatives from England, Ireland, Scotland & a German thrown in for good luck I guess...I thought they were similar in accent speaking to each individually, but COLLECTIVELY its easy to distinguish the nuances....and the humor...Irish seem kind of giddy & fun...the En-glash a bit full-o-themselves...and the Scottish just want the meeting over with so they can go "hoist a pint"....good fun.

[bc00]

Does this church at least have a glory hole in the confessional booth?

[PandaBear]

"Hooker Church" - Awesome!!

You know it has been said that you can meet the finest women in church.

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by Secret_Amore

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also chealse you've never been it's NOT a M&G do NOT compare it to whispers luncheons it's not like either of the things at all.

Now you got me interested ....

[Skip_8]

I think it's an informal cartel.

Cartel just thinned membership. That's all.

[governmentguru]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Here are a few of the favorite Hymns sung at Hoogar Church

* {Get Your} Rocks off for the Ages..
*The Old Rugged Puss
*What a friend we have in Beagle
*Claire She Loves Me, This I know (cause the bible tells me so)
*Onward Christian Hoogars
*Cum all ye faithful

Oh, Holy Knight...

[Ts AmberRose]

Love how all the trolls jumo on the band wagon to make fun of something that was important. Yeah the name wasn't the best of names but youall are making it a joke and that's not very nice.

[Miss Valentina]

I have no desire to join a cabal of women, even if it is just for communion and cocktails, with those who so easily exhibit themselves as shrieking, unreasonable harpies.

Additionally I feel no compulsion to entertain the possibility of being exposed by a person notorious for such as of late, though I feel very deeply for what she must be going through. I will find no sorority with those who would take such punk shots at her. It is no hallmark of a good character to whip someone while they are down, regardless of whether you believe she deserves it or not. I'm certain all this sturm and drang she is getting isn't conducive to her being healthy. You want a sisterhood? Then show some compassion to a sister in need. After reading the foolishness thusfar, you would have a hard time convincing me its a sisterhood you're seeking.

And though Ive never attended, I find the reaction to EFN "exposing" the "little secret" completely overblown and melodramatic as is typical of women in this profession.

Though you may be protective of this little conspiracy of hookers, and understandably so, do not exaggerate the importance of such. You want to meet for support? Ok, fine but let's not paint a mise en scene that isn't congruent to what it really is: yes, to find camaraderie with others in the profession, maybe even have a half-witted discussion about issues related to the vocation but get real. It's also about sizing up the competition, making a bit of a scene, and talking about how many shots to the face you've taken, and how sore your slopabottomus is from the miles of pipe laid in the old flesh wallet this week. You're not exactly fomenting plans for a new Hadron Collider here or solving the ISIS problem. In truth this little meeting is of zero consequence whatsoever, so do endeavor to treat it with the insouciance it deserves.

Cool your tits you puffed up bunch of tempestuous strumpets!!!