I was motivated by an provider requiring not only review history, references, but also a documented STD panel showing complete cleanage... At first I thought "now wait a minute...I might hobby a handful of times a month, while you possibly hobby a handful of times a day...who is most at risk here"? Then the longer I thought about it, it might be like the old "show me yours, I'll show you mine" and might be the wave of the future...
In the mean time I thought "How can a girl know she is getting the guy she thinks she is"? "Does she really know that the guy who just walks in is indeed the owner of the cawk she thinks she is getting"?
In order to help with this dilemma, I am starting a service to help both provider & hobbyist as well. Its the patent pending ToyZ approved "CockFax".
What is this "CockFax" you ask? How can you sign up? Well, Ima gonna tell you.
Just send a picture to ToYz Induztreez of the hobbiests prick during the screening process and we will send you the following:
- Cock Size (for those cramped vaginal passages or clits that have been worn out from the Rent Week Grind (RWG). You want to know if he is too big? We can tell you... You want to know if he has mini-penee syndrome? We will tell you.
- Previous Crashes We can tell you if the cock you are considering has ever been in a serious wreck. From minor bending of the cock mistakenly trying to enter the wrong thoroughfaire, to all out Lorena Bobbit induced re-attachment, you'll get the life history of cock damages
- Fake Cock Girls how many times have you been sent pictures of a beeg cawk and it turns out to be a miniature version? How often have you layed in bed all day avoiding all other texts, calls & attempts at appointments because you wanted that one-huge-cawk to make your day? Fear no longer, because through the use of "ToYz Cockology" we can tell you if the cawk you are getting is the cawk you expected. Our Cockology engine, determines relative depth-girth-weight of the pending cock, and renders a full size 3D image that is included with each CockFax order.
- Visual Memories Along with your CockFax, we will also include 27 8X10 color glossies of each cock. This are suitable for framing or to be handed down as family heirlooms. Just think, long after you've retired you can sit around the evening fire with your grandchildren & show them all the cocks you tamed back during your glory days....no worries of "Gramma never had any fun"...your legacy with your grandchildren, and your family...is secure...
Disclaimer: All Grandchildren referenced in above paragraph are of legal age in this analogy...no PC violations have occurred & no grandchildren were injured in the making of this ThreAD.
The cost of this service?
Just $37.50 per month in cash or trade...payable upon order.
Remember to always DEMAND the "CockFax"
ToYz "Just Show Me The CockFax"
