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[Toyz]

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ToYz Newz Networx have been provided with the attached image as well as a heartfelt request from all Hoogars Granmas...

[Centaur]

Also reported as saying: Brainzzz!!!!

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Centaur

Also reported as saying: Brainzzz!!!!

As reported by roving reporter CENTAUR Twice Dead Grammas return as ZG's {{{Zombie Gram's}}} & can be seen walking the streets of SoCo...or plying their wares on eccie as members of the PMS...

[Victoria Columbari]

LMAO you all....

[Beagle]

Wait!! So who's this.....

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Beagle

Wait!! So who's this.....

That is a BP Girl...not a DG. Here are excerpts from the monger that saw her review.

I found her to be kinda cold. I tried to kiss her, but she wouldn't kiss back. She did allow me to put my tongue in her mouth. Mish was the same cold feeling, although she didn't resist.

I flipped her over for some doggie and that was probably the best part of the night. Whipped off the cover for some BBBJ, and it was about average. Too much teeth and NO hand at all.

Her cell phone was buzzing throughout the session, but to her credit she never reached for it.

So heres the rundown

TCB: 7, was good at first but then nothing..she was where she said said be and the door was open

BCD 5 Bed was kinda cramped...was like a little box. Had strange organ music playing, but once you got the rhytym it was pretty cool. The room was full of flowers, which was a nice touch, but the family pics and pics of her all around the "bed" were kind of offputting. I had to undress her myself, she refused to help. There was a distinct rotting smell about her person which stayed with me for several days even though I tried to wash it off.

So I'll give her a YES, but she was much too passive for me. Some of you guys that like a compliant woman will like her. I get the felling she will let you do anything you want.

When I left I handed the donation to her, but she didn't take it...she did make some soft grunting sounds and I saw her fingers grabbing, but she didn't reach out. So I layed the donation near her on top of the new "Team Still Looking" TShirt.

I ran into the next john on my way out. A priest who gave me an evil look. I guess all of us need to get laid, huh? He was lighting a candle but I warned him "it ain't gonna help, whatever that smell is isn't going away". He didn't smile..

[Beagle]

^^^WIN!!! Boy, just the longest, hardest laugh I've had in the past couple of years.

[Victoria Columbari]

That was hilarious...

[Loxly]

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