The Cheap Bastard's Guide

[fun2come]

THX for that little RANDOM input ... uhhh, I guess ....

Helps with creativity...
but we are looking at the The Cheap Bastard's Guide to PUSSY, not cheap ways to get off. We all know we can do that for FREE....

[cinnamonshark]

That last pic is just downright nasty!

[fun2come]

I get a sense that ATX just isn't as CBC friendly during a festival as it used to be:
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1002796

[Beagle]

I'm giving you a free bump on that thread. If you get any bites, wire me half of whatever the person's regular rate would have been......

[fun2come]

Us CBC'ers need to work together !!!

[Beagle]

The true art of "Cheap Bastard"-ism must never be openly discussed on channels closely followed by the targets themselves. It should be disguised among threads that would be of no interest to the targets.

Anyway, here's my contribution/idea:

Providers should offer some sort gifts incentive. Have a wishlist ready, and every client that brings an item on the list gets a discount that's greater than the price of the gift. Advantage to providers? You get clients paying closer attention to your ads/showcase.....gives you a better pulpit for future agendas

Having said that......I've a never-before-seen, one-of-a-kind cake recipe. I'll bake you the cake, in exchange for a one hr session. Satisfaction guaranteed, or else the session is.......

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Eh....who am I kidding......I'm going celibate!

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by Beagle

The true art of "Cheap Bastard"-ism must never be openly discussed on channels closely followed by the targets themselves. It should be disguised among threads that would be of no interest to the targets.

It's time to come out of the closet or go celibate!

[Still Looking]

Will there be jackets and arm patches?

[cinnamonshark]

I'm wondering if there will be a coupon section in the guide.

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Will there be jackets and arm patches?

YES, well, we are cheap, so T-Shirts it is, and you are the perfect person to be in charge of this. THX for volunteering.

Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

I'm wondering if there will be a coupon section in the guide.

YES, but not just Coupons, Specials as well !!!
You are in charge of scouting the ADs and ThreADs and then hit up the ladies to make sure that they plan to continuously cater to the CBC and plant the idea of Specials/Coupons/etc in them.
And that's how the coupon section will be created.

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by Kitty Bunny Fuck

Supporter of the CHEAP BASTARDS CLUB

I LOVE your Signature line

and your Avatar: Woohoo !!!

[Kitty Bunny Fuck]

Originally Posted by fun2come

I LOVE your Signature line

and your Avatar: Woohoo !!!

thank you

[Beagle]

Did you realize that the Celibate Bastards Club works hand in hand with the Cheap Bastards Club? We take guys off the market that would otherwise be clamoring for the same providers you are......

As president of the Celibate Bastards Club, I'm now accepting donations.

[fun2come]

Excuse me, could you please correct your typo:
Yours is the Celibate BEAGLE Club - 1 member, hmmm that sounds ... oh well.

I tried to convince the CBC that we are really the CBS but too many members (and we are males and females and some in between) already had their tattoos done and are now too cheap to change the C to an S. I get it.

So as any good and honorable club, we'll have to live and set us apart from the even cheaper offsprings who try to make money of our fame and success.

[Guest010218]

I wouldn't want to be a member of any club who would have me as a member.

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