talk about a mature slut

[chizzy]

provider chesty la rue

age ancient

body style barely warm and breathing

activities two style bbbj

donation ipad


I recently posted an ad to sale a mini ipad on indys. One of the pms I received was from chesty la rue. now chesty didnt offer to pay cash but wanted to barter services for the ipad
normally I dont do that but old chesty from what I hear wasnt getting much in the way of business since the wolfpack was disolved and I felt bad for the old whore. besides, I did a little research and found out this ho is really experienced. From what I could gather this slut actually started giving hummers for pay back way back when the first customer was a guy named george patton who cim old chesty while riding in a ww2 jeep . I figured what the hell
We decided to meet at a local eatery just south of pittsburgh. Although never seeing chesty before as soon as the vehicle pulled up with the aarp stickers all over the windshield, I knew my bitch was here. I turned to order some coffee from my waitress and looked back to see my bitch hopping on a hoveround to make the long 50 foot trip into the eatery. As my bitch drove her transport into bob evans I could smell the aroma of oil of olay leaching from my dates facial pores...hmmmmm. How would I describe my dates facial features? Well I found raisins behind my couch that might have been there for a year or so that had less wrinkles than this ho.

anyway, chesty offered full service but said the new depends diapers had caused a rash down there so I opted for just bj

The old bitch aint bad!!!! first with the teeth in and then....out come the dentures and holy shit,what a great gumm hummer..................whats great about chesty is even after you blow your load, as with all good whores , chesty took me into the bathroom and gave me a great nutscrub

was it worth a new ipad?? not really but how often can you say you got a bj from something old enough to remember the invention of electricity?

[AmishGangster]

Was he clean and fresh? CIM?

[OMGitsHuge]

Maybe you should nominate him for POY.

[goodnightchesty]

? Does this place have "off topic"
?Does this joint award warning points

Oh Well, I took the risk to meet Chizzy (even though he has a shifty look)
so here goes -- the ipad DOES double as a cheese tray

[sexymaid_69]

Ya'll just ain't right.

[Pistolero]

[QUOTE=goodnightchesty;10550088 48]? Does this place have "off topic" Yes
?Does this joint award warning points Yes , but actually warnings have no points attached.

Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

Ya'll just ain't right.

Yes

Yes to all three questions.

[BSer]

Where was my invite?

[chizzy]

Originally Posted by BSer

Where was my invite?

chesty s' rates for gangbangs are too high bser besides chesty said you were too fetish minded for an appt

[bambino]

Originally Posted by chizzy

chesty s' rates for gangbangs are too high bser besides chesty said you were too fetish minded for an appt

Just give Chesty some Exlax before his date with BSer. Then go for a long ride in the Tahoe.

[eaglehorse]

Now, Reading this thread after my power nap, and before I grade quizzes. Did I wake up in bizarro world............

[OMGitsHuge]

And here I thought Chizzy knew how to right a review....... Where the hell is the contact info???? What if I wanna schedule with Ms La Rue?????

[eyecu2]

I just saw this....freakin hilarious chizzy

[BSer]

Chesty is no CIM, he says cum under his dentures isn't his favorite thing

[Big Stig]

I noticed a strange lingering scent of Absorbine Jr when I had lunch at Bigham Tavern on Saturday. WTF is up with that?