new johnny experience avalible
Today a lovely lady asked me to be her date to meet her parents. They have been harassing her about her life choices. So to fix this they're gonna meet me.
I'm gonna be courteous ans bring a bottle of thunderbird. Discuss intelligent topics like political views and religion. Then pass out after pissing myself.
Now I offer this experience to you.Do you have someone in your life who won't leave you alone about not finishing whatever. After this all new johnny experience all they will say is at least she's not with that Johnny character.
Donation will be 1 bottle of thunderbird, 1 bottle of gin. And cab fare.
Johnny
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