the johnny experience

[Guest121115]

Why do you ladies insist on asking what our "menu" is? We are not a restaurant. More like a food truck. There's only one thing on the "menu" and it's sausage. It comes in different sizes depending on who you choose to spend your time with. 100% guaranteed

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by The.Chosen.One

There's only one thing on the "menu" and it's sausage. It comes in different sizes depending on who you choose to spend your time with. 100% guaranteed

Speak for yourself. I provide beef tongue tacos, manboob nipple pie and gentleman fingers as well as an assortment of garnishes for my bratwurst.

[Guest121115]

Originally Posted by Centaur

Speak for yourself. I provide beef tongue tacos, manboob nipple pie and gentleman fingers as well as an assortment of garnishes for my bratwurst.

Don't get me wrong, it can definitely be served in different ways. If you like the rodeo it can be served in cowgirl or Asian cowgirl if you like spice. Watching the sunset on a deckchair. At the dog park with the doggies. Even on a missionary retreat. But you get the idea. I'm located on highway 69 as well.

[Jessie Austin]

Something for everyone!!

What's NOT on the menu??

[C.Richards]

Originally Posted by johnny punk guy

Yeah I got review specials I throw in the drunk text with no additional upsell. That's the special A. Special B. Involves me passing out on your porch with a bottle in my hand sitting in a lawn chair with free pics or vids.

Johnny

I'm in. I'm all in.

should be *daddyslittlejohnnypunkguy* or *johnnypunkguyXXOO* Sweet, sinful and totally nasty. Well, you know, if I feel like it or whatever.

[johnny punk guy]

I don't see if I got a yes or a no recommendation. And if I pm you will you let me know what's in the ros?

[johnny punk guy]

Originally Posted by Jessie Austin

Something for everyone!!

What's NOT on the menu??

A.A

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by Jessie Austin

What's NOT on the menu??

Greek salad. Tossed is available though...with extra-large salted nuts. However, the price is commensurate with my PBS (platinum balls syndrome)

[wynter_ice]

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Originally Posted by johnny punk guy

Now for the price of $0.00 I'm offering the Johnny experience!
You can pm me and after some light screening ( basically me asking if your serious and /or nuts ) you can have Johnny punk guy an hour at a time. Menu includes drinks from your booze cabinet ( or my flask if you hide all your white russians Scarlett I'm looking your way) cooking food for us using only the highest quality food in your kitchen, lots of convo ( usually who are you ? Why am I out of booze? And why are you cooking my bacon I was saving that? ) and a shared look as u leave knowing I will never come back.

Sweet times await available 24/7 unless I don't feel like it or what ever. Quick pm me I'm here to deliver the ultimate Johnny experience. Now known as being johnnyed or U.J.E.
Can't wait

Johnny

[johnny punk guy]

Originally Posted by wynter_ice

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Ok not sure if this is good or bad ?

[johnny punk guy]

Originally Posted by johnny punk guy

A.A

By that I mean alcoholics anonymous

[johnny punk guy]

Now I've got to make sure I get a good review

Johnny

[Jessie Austin]

I'll write a great review by the end of the day. You're phone will be blowin up! Is there a special?

[Jessie Austin]

Originally Posted by Centaur

Greek salad. Tossed is available though...with extra-large salted nuts. However, the price is commensurate with my PBS (platinum balls syndrome)

Platinum balls? Do you have a pic you could send me??

[Claire She Blows]

I'll see you but only if you have a review special. So, you pay me and I'll write a glowing review. But you'd better be willing to speak Greek - give me some of that man ass or no deal.