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While on home lockdown/house arrest, a meteorite will fall on her house,
Her hair will catch on fire by the impact, she'll fall off her treadmill and
she'll break a nail....
Trying to ask a fellow provider to post it all in an Eccie threAD,
She'll fall into a swimming pool while texting it.
The impact shock wave will also make her car drive off without her in it
But it turns out that the meteorite was actually SL's lovemobile which took a wrong turn on its way to San Antone and she'll get Slamdangoed® by him and as he forgot to put the toilet seat down on his way out, she'll fall in while spitting.
At that precise moment She'll get abducted by aliens who were hiding in the closet all along trying to collect a sample.
... yes you wear a lot of handles (and providers) out
This one's for you Cygnus X-1, love it !!!
Hahahahaha just think of all the great handles that can never be, cause I've already burned them! Poor newbs are going to have such a hard time coming up with good ones
While on home lockdown/house arrest, a meteorite will fall on her house,
Her hair will catch on fire by the impact, she'll fall off her treadmill and
she'll break a nail....
Trying to ask a fellow provider to post it all in an Eccie threAD,
She'll fall into a swimming pool while texting it.
The impact shock wave will also make her car drive off without her in it
But it turns out that the meteorite was actually SL's lovemobile which took a wrong turn on its way to San Antone and she'll get Slamdangoed® by him and as he forgot to put the toilet seat down on his way out, she'll fall in while spitting.
At that precise moment She'll get abducted by aliens who were hiding in the closet all along trying to collect a sample.
The End (or is it?)
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Originally Posted by Still Looking
The alien thing makes sense but I'm not so sure about the SLAMDANGO® thing. no one has that much bad luck... IJS
While on home lockdown/house arrest, a meteorite will fall on her house,
Her hair will catch on fire by the impact, she'll fall off her treadmill and
she'll break a nail....
Trying to ask a fellow provider to post it all in an Eccie threAD,
She'll fall into a swimming pool while texting it.
The impact shock wave will also make her car drive off without her in it
But it turns out that the meteorite was actually SL's lovemobile which took a wrong turn on its way to San Antone and she'll get Slamdangoed® by him and as he forgot to put the toilet seat down on his way out, she'll fall in while spitting.
At that precise moment She'll get abducted by aliens who were hiding in the closet all along trying to collect a sample.
no one has that much bad luck... IJS
