The ad that gets the most male attention

[johnnylongcaulking]

Contrary to what you might believe, it's not about you so much as about men being able to see themselves with you. So far, the best ads I've seen are those that are stories told in POV style. The lady describes her desire for the client and subsequently elaborates on the high points of that fictional meeting. Shots of your tits and ass and explanations of how great you are just don't get the juices flowing nearly as well as telling a tale of fantasy where the reader can insert himself in as the object of the lady's lust.

[Crock]

Nope.

I've got a great imagination. I want to see what I'll be getting for my money, as there are many choices out there.

Photos are a good start, but they obviously can't convey personality. That's why I love seeing providers communicate in these forums. You get some sense of their personality.

[Chung Tran]

are you sure you're not pftony, or bbtony, or whatever his name is these days? just asking, looks like something he would post

[johnnylongcaulking]

Originally Posted by Crock

Nope.

I've got a great imagination. I want to see what I'll be getting for my money, as there are many choices out there.

Photos are a good start, but they obviously can't convey personality. That's why I love seeing providers communicate in these forums. You get some sense of their personality.

Photos are in their Showcase. Personality is reflected in their forum posts AND their ads. My point is that if all their ad does is say, "I'm the greatest! Cum see me because I'm the greatest!" or whatever variant of those two statements, you've learned nothing about their personality that you didn't already see in their forum posts.

Example of an ad that does nothing to excite me.

Title: I will do things she won't!
Body:

I'm hot and horny! I'm the best in the west, just read all my great reviews!
Disclaimer blah blah blah
Disclaimer blah blah blah
Disclaimer blah blah blah
Availability: Useful information but does nothing to make me want to see you.
Fine print about my current pricing as relates to 2014.
Disclaimer blah blah blah
Disclaimer blah blah blah

I'm the best! Come fuq me!

Example of an ad that will make me stop looking at other ads (so long as it's from a provider with a good reputation).

Title: My thighs are quivering with anticipation
Body:
I cannot wait to feel the warmth of your breath against my inner thigh. I'm so excited at the prospect of being filled with you. From the moment you walk in the door, I intend on showing you just how happy I am that you've chosen me. Every touch will serve to bring us both pleasure. Every whisper will be intended to set your imagination on fire with lust. (insert more Penthouse story info here).

Being a business owner and understanding a smidge about advertising. Fine print is necessary in any business transaction. If the content of an advertisement does nothing to remind the client why he should choose your product over the competition, your ad is a waste of time as it does nothing to distinguish you from the competition.

IOP begins here, on this board, with your advertisements.

[johnnylongcaulking]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

are you sure you're not pftony, or bbtony, or whatever his name is these days? just asking, looks like something he would post

Me? Yeah, I'm fairly certain this is my only handle on this board. That is unless I'm sleep posting or having psychotic breaks I'm not currently aware of.

[bored@home]

I get it, like a choose your own adventure book but with erotica. Flip ad to ad comparing story and pics to see who solicits the strongest vibe via the little and big head.

It could work I suppose... as long as it doesn't sound too scripted or plagiarized but is it worth the time to create a new fantasy each week to pull in a few hard ons?
If you recycle the previous weeks I would think lazy and bypass.

When I look at ads I want the facts (rate, location, menu) and maybe a little eye candy.

For the blood flowing erotica I can skim ros in reviews, some reviews really sell the service beyond anything I gleam from an ad. Sure most is over hyped, exaggerated, sometimes false..but still make for a good read.

[Sir Lancehernot]

Originally Posted by johnnylongcaulking

Title: My thighs are quivering with anticipation
Body:
I cannot wait to feel the warmth of your breath against my inner thigh. I'm so excited at the prospect of being filled with you. From the moment you walk in the door, I intend on showing you just how happy I am that you've chosen me. Every touch will serve to bring us both pleasure. Every whisper will be intended to set your imagination on fire with lust. (insert more Penthouse story info here).

Being a business owner and understanding a smidge about advertising. Fine print is necessary in any business transaction. If the content of an advertisement does nothing to remind the client why he should choose your product over the competition, your ad is a waste of time as it does nothing to distinguish you from the competition.

IOP begins here, on this board, with your advertisements.

I've read so much like that before, followed up on it, then been disappointed, that it no longer means anything to me.

Same thing with almost any ad, including the ones the OP doesn't like. Everyone's touch is light and magical, everyone's lips are soft, everyone is hawt. Text in an ad beyond location, donation, and contact information, is largely superfluous to me -- unless there are links to reviews.

I also don't care whether she likes moonlit walks on the beach, jumping into leaf piles in the fall, or getting all dressed up and heading out to Bass Hall and Ruth's Chris afterwards. None of that means anything to me, unless we're going to do it, and, since most women would charge for the tiime required to do that and I can't pay that, we're not going to do it.

IOP begins with how she responds to my inquiry.

[johnnylongcaulking]

Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

I've read so much like that before, followed up on it, then been disappointed, that it no longer means anything to me.

Same thing with almost any ad, including the ones the OP doesn't like. Everyone's touch is light and magical, everyone's lips are soft, everyone is hawt. Text in an ad beyond location, donation, and contact information, is largely superfluous to me -- unless there are links to reviews.

I also don't care whether she likes moonlit walks on the beach, jumping into leaf piles in the fall, or getting all dressed up and heading out to Bass Hall and Ruth's Chris afterwards. None of that means anything to me, unless we're going to do it, and, since most women would charge for the tiime required to do that and I can't pay that, we're not going to do it.

IOP begins with how she responds to my inquiry.

I can appreciate the "once bitten, twice shy" approach to hobbying. It may even explain how one man can review the same girl 13 times. However, if you only take the lady's ad into consideration when choosing a companion then you get what you deserve when she fails to measure up to her ad.

For clarity's sake, my OP is an educated guess based solely on my opinion AND the billion dollar industry that is called porn.

[TinMan]

Originally Posted by johnnylongcaulking

Contrary to what you might believe, it's not about you so much as about men being able to see themselves with you. So far, the best ads I've seen are those that are stories told in POV style. The lady describes her desire for the client and subsequently elaborates on the high points of that fictional meeting. Shots of your tits and ass and explanations of how great you are just don't get the juices flowing nearly as well as telling a tale of fantasy where the reader can insert himself in as the object of the lady's lust.

Man, I'm just the opposite. I hate the attempts at erotica.

Give me the facts. Where do I go for rate information? Where is your incall (I'm constantly amazed at the number of women that don't get how important this is to most guys)? What services can I expect? Best means of contact? Do you take short notice appointments? And finally, realistic photos.

I don't read most bios, because I view them as ad copy that rarely approaches reality.

[NeedABreather]

Italiana Princess has posted some weekly ads that were "lite erotica". They've tempted me to contact her on a few occasions. But she also followed it up with availability, contact info, etc.

[tsaints01]

Totally agree with TinMan, "just the facts ma'am". Your selling your "name" not the wording you feel like using. Your reviews speak for YOU. Except maybe Burgleigh's "...till she gets here"

[Magnetron]

Yep, Tin Man called it right

[Sir Lancehernot]

He usually does.