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11-10-2013, 10:16 PM
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4'3" is like a giant midget.
She would play center in the midget basketball league.
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I agree 4'3" just makes her fun sized, not a midget. I'd really like to bang a midget dwarf, maybe about 2' 6" tall or so, asian would be a bonus.
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11-10-2013, 10:38 PM
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Just to clarify......
A dwarf is an extremely short adult who is less than 58 inches tall. The word midget is considered derogatory and offensive. Both words describe a short person, but refer to different physical characteristics and genetic conditions.
"Midget" refers to a person who is very short, but normally proportioned. The term midget is now rarely used and is considered offensive. But its usage was very common until the end of the twentieth century. It has given way to "Short person" or "little person".
"Dwarf" refers to a person with one of several varieties of a specific genetic condition called dwarfism. A dwarf has disproportion of body parts.This is generally caused by a genetic or nutritional disability. Any adult human below the height of 4'10" (147 cm) is considered a dwarf.
Ya'll really are some picky SOB's 
He says Asian midget and I find one, now she's too tall? smdh.........
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11-10-2013, 10:52 PM
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Ok Jinny, get her to Pittsburgh, NOT south hills, I mean real Pittsburgh...south hills is like some fucked up hippie version of Cleveland. And get her BBBJTCIM and I'll TOFTT and send out Pistolero's lonely Cheeto. I will also write an Eccie review for all to mock with buffoonery and jealousy of my conquest
Oh and she has to let me refer to her as a midget. I'm not PC
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11-10-2013, 11:35 PM
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Huh? You mean I can't use the word midget anymore? Sheesh. I'm still trying to quit using the word retard... Anyone remember the scene in "There's Something About Mary"?
"My true passion is working with retards."
"Isn't that politically incorrect?"
"WTF, no one is going to tell me who I can or can't work with!"
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11-11-2013, 03:31 PM
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How does one go about contacting a stranger with that notion.
"Hello, you don't know me but I know a bunch of horndogs up here in Pittsburgh who would love to meet a little ball of TNT such as yourself.
Fellow named AmishGangster says he'll finance your whole trip for you.......
Think it'll work?
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11-11-2013, 06:26 PM
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A couple minor changes...
"Hello, you might not know me but you should, I'm the famous Jinny, I'm sure you've at least heard of me. Anyway, I know a bunch of horndogs up here in Pittsburgh and one in Texas who would love to meet a little ball of TNT such as yourself.
Fellow named 2dogs says he'll finance your whole trip for you, as long as you take the bus and stay at a friends house. I know this Amish guy who will be first in line to see you. If you need transportation while you are here I know another fella who will buy you a truck. If you are lucky there may be a luncheon in your honor as well as long as the same truck supplying ass doesnt cancel it the night before. You will need to make some slight menu modifications but trust me these buffoons are worth it.
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11-11-2013, 06:30 PM
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How does one go about contacting a stranger with that notion.
"Hello, you don't know me but I know a bunch of horndogs up here in Pittsburgh who would love to meet a little ball of TNT such as yourself.
Fellow named AmishGangster says he'll finance your whole trip for you.......
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Geezzzzzzzzz.............. I never knew AG was so gereous....... 
Make sure you mention the pastries she will be receiving........ That always seals the deal.
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11-11-2013, 06:43 PM
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Excellent point OMG. Jinny make sure you tell her about the pastries. I hear asian midgets LOVE pastries. Just don't bring up fuckin Larry.
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11-11-2013, 06:57 PM
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I was not at all offended by the use of midget.
In fact no midgets were harmed in the creation of this threAD.
Interesting, if I misspell the "n" word spell check does not provide a corrected spelling BUT if I misspell midget spell check is right on the spot.
This would appear to be very discriminatory to midgets if the term were truly offensive.
Maybe the midgets need to find them a Midget Jesse Jackson or a midget Al Sharpton to extort money in order to further their cause.
Midgets everywhere arise......Oh you have arose...sorry my bad it looked like you were still sitting down.
I stepped on a midget the other day. I asked him if he was ok. He said he wasn't happy. I asked him which one was he.
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11-11-2013, 07:07 PM
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2dogs, its talk like that which makes midgets feel unsafe to post here!!!!!
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11-11-2013, 10:20 PM
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I can always count on you guys for a good laugh.
Sorry but I haven't gotten around to that letter on intro yet, I was tied up all day...........
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11-11-2013, 11:12 PM
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The mental midgets are still posting all over icky.
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11-12-2013, 02:42 AM
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I think I will Google Asian Midgets and see what I can find.
Anyone have some Cheetos?
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Best sung- from Howard Stern s guest who write dirty jingles ". If you wanna make your penis orange, just eat some Cheetos and watch some porn!"
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11-12-2013, 07:35 AM
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I was tied up all day...........
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So how's J1M doin?
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11-12-2013, 12:35 PM
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Sorry AG it wasn't J1M
This time....... 
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