Ladies, gents, if you got busted...

[threepeckeredbillygoat]

I would tell. Not too worried about my reputation. No SO to speak of, and everybody I know is already aware of the fact that I am a horny bastard that is always finding new pussy to get into. It wouldn't surprise anybody if I was figured out. Which explains why there isn't any So to speak of anymore, lol.

I would put it out there if there ever was a problem to maybe help some poor fellow who has more at stake than I.

[slowmover]

I got a phonecall from a disgruntled spouse once. Since then I hobby and cover my tracks. Once you get busted the SO will be able to check any records you may have left.

[KittyLamour]

This story was told to me by a friend. She answered a call for an outcall... he didn't have ref's. Since it was an out of town number she decided to take a chance which was stupid.

She arrived at the hotel, and the first thing she noticed was the door to the adjoining suite was unlocked. She decided to get out of there... In the meanwhile he has come up (in his underwear) and is grinding on her backside. She steps away, and he asks her if she provides Greek, She tells him "I think you have my mixed up..." and turns to leave. He throws $200 on the bed and says "You're busted for prostitution!" That's when the cops all run in. They were hiding in the bathroom and also ran through the suite door she had noticed was unlocked. He takes her down the hall to another room, and there are about 12-14 girls all sitting on the bed and they loaded them all up in a paddy wagon and took them to jail. It was a horrifying experience for her. She never agreed to shit... all she did was show up, and that's all it took. She learned a valuable lesson. No matter how bad she needed the money, if there are no references... don't go.

[Fancyinheels]

I was at the infamous ASPD Xmas party that was raided. I didn't have a problem, thankfully. Those who did incriminated themselves by saying the wrong thing to undercover officers. First rule: STFU about the Hobby in public. Second rule: STFU when detained, except for the statement, "Lawyer."

I have thought long and hard about what I would do if busted. Most likely I will come in here and post my experience and give as much info as possible so it won't happen to anyone else. If I'm outed, so be it. (Won't much matter if I'm arrested.) I don't have a job or family to protect. The few people I do care about know what I do.

What happens after that will depend on how badly damaged my credibility will be. Hoping if I confront the issue I'll be able to salvage my future as a companion. The problem is that many gents from that point forward may think I've been compromised and working with LE (never going to happen as I refuse to be blackmailed by either side of the moral fence) or that I'm being watched by LE. Alas, Fancy may just disappear into the mists if her Irish luck runs out, and reincarnation will not occur.

[berkleigh]

"See what had happened was . . . "

LMAO!

[Guest062124]

Originally Posted by berkleigh

"See what had happened was . . . "

LMAO!

" I had told Craig and dem ......"

[berkleigh]

Originally Posted by Reese Foster

" I had told Craig and dem ......"

Bye Felicia


LMFAO!!!

[Guest062124]

LMFAO.....girl.


If I ever got busted...I would only tell Felicia.

I'd never say a word here.

[berkleigh]

Originally Posted by Reese Foster

LMFAO.....girl.


If I ever got busted...I would only tell Felicia.

I'd never say a word here.

Bahahahaaaaa I LOVE IT!!!
....swear I just fell off the couch laughin'

[mm-good]

too funny!

Did get stopped once after staying at an AMP "too long". 3 squad cars, lights allover the place, flash lights in my face, one LE with a ski mask on giving me the hard core pumping me for info.... luckily I really did not do anything in there except get a really good massage and get turned down as i made advances.... My last AMP tho!

[Say What]

I bought a "friend" a pair of Louboutin heels. I had them gift wrapped and hidden at the office. Nice little card and everything. Day of the appointment I had the giftboat on my credenza. SO decided to surprise me for lunch.

For what it's worth, there is absolutely no way to explain away a $1,000 pair of shoes and matching panties.

To Smoochie Nipples
I can't wait to peel these off of you. Of course, the heels can stay on ;-) Red bottoms up!
Love, Say What

Yep. Try splainin' that one.

[hotindallas]

Originally Posted by Say What

I bought a "friend" a pair of Louboutin heels. I had them gift wrapped and hidden at the office. Nice little card and everything. Day of the appointment I had the giftboat on my credenza. SO decided to surprise me for lunch.

For what it's worth, there is absolutely no way to explain away a $1,000 pair of shoes and matching panties.

To Smoochie Nipples
I can't wait to peel these off of you. Of course, the heels can stay on ;-) Red bottoms up!
Love, Say What

Yep. Try splainin' that one.

"Honey, when I got to the office today, this package was sitting in front of my door. It's obviously not for me. I've been trying to find out who it was supposed to go to."

Might not be perfect, but it's cheaper than a divorce.

[Prolongus]

Say What! I can't find Smoochie Nipples Showcase, lol!

[pfmtony]

Buying the ATF shoes with red bottoms while the SO shops at payless will always draw wrath.

[phildo]

I knew a guy, from Seattle. He married a girl from Nawlens. She always started a story, "Bobby n 'em" or "Sally n 'em"...he figured half of Louisiana, their last names were "Anem". He said he didn't have the nerve to bust her when they got a family Christmas picture from some people named Budreaux and and she said "Oh look at cousin Charley 'n em!"

He really told this this story at a convention. After we all dried our eyes we set him right.

Redneck's last words before jail, or the ER "Hey, ya'll, watch 'is!"

So Reese, Berk Anem, ya'll watch 'is, OK?