A man goes to a bar and meets an escort...
...after talking to her for a bit, he asks her, "Alright. Enough talk. How much is it gonna cost me for a handjob?"
"$50," She says.
"$50 for a handjob? You've got to be kidding me!" He replies.
"Come over here," She says. "See that car outside?" She points to the window. He looks out, and sees a brand new sports car.
"Wow, that looks pretty expensive." He says.
"I bought that purely off $50 handjobs." She replies.
The man thinks to himself, "Hell, they must be pretty good." So he gives her $50, and sure enough, best one he's ever had.
He goes back the next night and finds her again. After a few drinks he says, "Alright. That handjob last night was pretty good. How much for a blowjob?"
"$500." She says.
"$500? That's fucking ridiculous." The man replies.
"Come here. See that house on the hill?" she says. So the man comes over, and looks out the window. Outside on the hill, he sees an immaculate mansion. Easily more than 20 rooms.
"Wow, that looks extremely expensive." he says.
"I bought that off of $500 blowjobs." she says.
So following suit, the man gives her $500, and sure enough, it's the best blowjob of his entire life.
After he receives an incredible blowjob he comes back once more.
"That blowjob was the best I've ever had, no matter what it costs, I want some old fashioned intercourse tonight!"
The escort gets up, drags the man to the window facing the harbor and points to the most ostentatious cruise ship the man had ever seen, almost a 1000 feet long and at least 200 feet high.
"See that?"
The man just nods in total astonishment.
"If I had a vagina I'd probably own that."
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