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Old 07-05-2013, 07:46 PM   #1
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Holding up a lottery ticket, a husband says to his wife...
"What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She says... "I would take half, then leave you."

"Excellent", he replies...

"I won 12 bucks. Here's $6, now get the f*ck out."
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Old 07-05-2013, 08:19 PM   #2
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lol-=--good one!
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Old 07-06-2013, 06:54 PM   #3
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Haha I gotta tell this one!!
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I had a client bring lottery scratchers as a present the other day i was so excited lol but thats funny as hell.
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Now that is funny.
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