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06-14-2013, 02:24 PM
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Lol......I'm blushing. Here's that 50 I owe you.
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06-14-2013, 02:32 PM
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LOL.....Another "head-in-shame-hanger" here......so don't feel bad. For some reason, I think this hobby tends to attract mostly guys who are on the right side of the bell curve.
For those few of us on the left side of the bell curve.....let's just say that the ONLY thing I have going for me is my ability to tip.
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It's one thing to lie to the left side of the bell curve....it's another to be a total outlier to the left. 
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06-14-2013, 04:23 PM
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I have heard for every 10 pounds a guy is overweight he "loses" half an inch. I should be in negative numbers by now, LOL!
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the biggest was last nite.....too big to take all way....made it hard to ride it like a naughty cowgirl!
the smallest....thje poor guy was 500lbs with an almost nonexistent penis....but we had fun other ways!
but the motto I have is........size only matters when you are going to SUBWAY...lol
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06-14-2013, 05:26 PM
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I have heard for every 10 pounds a guy is overweight he "loses" half an inch. I should be in negative numbers by now, LOL!
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Hell, HGO, that makes me about 14-15 inches if I lose all of my extra weight!  
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06-14-2013, 05:57 PM
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Hey Layne...I'm liking the new avi! (The old one wasn't bad...it just made me want to put up my hands and surrender)
LMAO on this size fixation...bet the poor fucktard with the 12-inch "coke can" dick never got it all in...or got offered a trip to the islands
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06-14-2013, 09:29 PM
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Hell, HGO, that makes me about 14-15 inches if I lose all of my extra weight! |
My ex husband use to say if you pushed real hard on his stomach his backed up dick would come out and he would be 14 inches.. Tried, never worked still only 2. 
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06-14-2013, 09:33 PM
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My ex husband use to say if you pushed real hard on his stomach his backed up dick would come out and he would be 14 inches.. Tried, never worked still only 2. |
All I can say is that it's a good thing I'm not a Subway. 
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06-14-2013, 10:13 PM
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lol Lady Y!!
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06-14-2013, 11:48 PM
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I would like to flip this around a bit and discuss what the ladies are equiped with. I was once with a gal that thought it was a good idea to talk dirty during the act. Now, normally that's not really a thing I am into, especially since she was doing fake porn noises and kept repeating something abou how tight her pussy was.
The thing is, the vagina looked like an Arby's sandwhich with the beef hanging out of the bun, and there was enough room up there to hide a 2-liter bottle. She annoyed me so much I almost told her that while we were going at it.
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06-15-2013, 10:14 AM
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Hahahahaha oh Cuda. I have seen small ones that caved into the balls and a huge one that is one of my regulars that is like a little larger that two pepsi cans on top of each other…plus a couple fingers.
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06-15-2013, 11:56 AM
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Great now I am going to have to deal with this in therapy now. I was just getting thru the alien abduction stuff. Thanks girls.
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06-15-2013, 12:28 PM
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lol Cuda---I woke up to read this????
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06-15-2013, 02:57 PM
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Great now I am going to have to deal with this in therapy now. I was just getting thru the alien abduction stuff. Thanks girls.
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That's funny!
Makes me think of when I visit a gal's website and she's getting it on with some young buck with no body fat and many muscles to boot.
Or what it must be like going on stage after someone just brought the house down.
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06-15-2013, 03:16 PM
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That's funny!
Makes me think of when I visit a gal's website and she's getting it on with some young buck with no body fat and many muscles to boot.
Or what it must be like going on stage after someone just brought the house down.
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For two years now, I've managed to convince myself the the last date the lady had....just before me....was either Denzel Washington or Vin Diesel. Even though I know I can't compete.....it makes me strive to be my best.
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06-15-2013, 06:47 PM
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I took a picture of mine and made four copies. I laid them end to end so I could say I had 12 inches
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