That Light

[badhusband]

A 75-year-old man goes for a physical.
All of his tests come back with normal results.


The doctor says, "Pete, everything looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Pete replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Pete's wife. "Bea," he
says, "Pete is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of
his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night,
and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof,
the light goes off?"


"Oh sweet Jesus", exclaims Bea. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!

[tia travels]

"Hee hee...you caught me!"

[DallasRain]

lol----good one!


I used to clean house for a man with parkinsons....while I was cleaning,he would come in the kitchen and pee in the trashcan!

[badhusband]

I do that now!! I hope I never get parkinsons!!! What'll be next? The dishwasher?

[DallasRain]

lol luv your jokes!

[Guest091515-1]

I pee in the laundry sink. Am I bad?

[DallasRain]

Originally Posted by pssymnchr2

I pee in the laundry sink. Am I bad?

[cptjohnstone]

Originally Posted by pssymnchr2

I pee in the laundry sink. Am I bad?

my ex was big time in her sorority rush, she had all of these files covering the bedroom floor and every other phone call was about rush week.

I got up one night after too much to drink and instead of going to the bathroom, I pee'd all over those files

[DallasRain]

I wanted to see what the "thrill" a guy gets when he pees in the shower,so one evening at a hotel in Florida,I decided to pee in the shower....dammit wouldn't you know that something would go wrong......when i was almost done peeing,the water pressure went dead!

[FishGuy13]

lol Dallas, I pee in the shower quite often -- esp in the morning when I can't aim that low just make sure you don't piss on your face and you'll be ok!

[DallasRain]

lol--Fish!

I have not ever peed in the shower since! I do not find the appeal...lol