These are all fake

[TooDum ToHum]

http://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...als-20/8059331
• Location: Austin, 35 NORTH

http://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...als-20/8076191
• Location: Austin, i35 north

http://austin.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...eal-19/8059293
• Location: Austin, 35 north

At least whoever it is should mix up the text once in awhile.

[spank_my_monkey76]

I can just look at the way the pictures are and tell that its fake!...

[Codybeast]

TDTH

Hate to say it but your past posts show you to be more alert worthy than the obvious. You're only two reviews are of you getting no service. Combine that with your generally sarcastic and angry demeanor and there it is.

Posting links to the usual fake ads does not qualify as any sort of community alert. Go meet one, get ripped off and then you have a confirmed alert to post about.

Something isn't right about you but only time will reveal what is.

[TooDum ToHum]

Well I dunno who made you God, but there's more bullshit than balling in this town. Austin is far more money-oriented than where I grew up.

Alert worthy? I'm a New Yorker, a tad less patient than your southern mindset and formally in the I.T. field so my career comes from this environment as well as online investigation in general. I would be more "alert worthy" if I was L.E. as opposed to irritated.

Spank: the other thing I forgot to mention is the way they're all posted one behind the other. Had intended that newbies watch these patterns too, I didn't realize this stuff 4 years ago when I ventured into the 'hobby' nor did I have any idea females were so apt to download modeling shots and use them as their own. I was always in long term relationships and out of circulation for over a decade.

Oh and most people don't survive airplane crashes to even be on the planet to endure more of this nonsense, in a nutshell I have LOTS of free time. Similar to your local moderators around here, actually.

[ztonk]

Moving from Alerts to Coed Discussions, since this is more FYI than a legitimate alert.

ztonk
AustinModStaff

[fun2come]

Lay off the blondes and try some red heads

[Qziz]

Yeah, um, I'm not even going to try to parse what you're talking about regarding your background and just note that you should probably just avoid backpage entirely. Don't schedule an appointment with anyone unless you can cross-reference their contact info (email address or phone #) with multiple reviews here so that you know they are legit. That's why the reviews are there, so you can find them and draw conclusions on if a given provider is right for you.

You will probably need to ante up $ for at least the first month's membership so you can see the entire content of reviews. Once you start getting sessions yourself and can write your own reviews (ones where something actually happened, not "nothing happened" alerts) then you can use those for credit instead of $. I personally just prefer to pay for membership because I am paranoid about giving out info via reviews so your mileage may vary!

[TooDum ToHum]

I AM a redhead! I attract black females like shit attracts flies. If I could find a fellow "ginger" that wasn't a dye job, we'd fuck each other's brains out! We have our own style, sought after by darker complected people. I've had a few sessions that were reviewed under another account. Which got deleted, I don't agree with the moderators here and their lack of respect for "free speech", there's another oxymoron of American culture.

As for the backpage advice, I understood that years back but you've got the same false advertising within this site as well, so there's no 'sanctuary' of bullshit-free hobbying to be had. Case in point: Hof's Bunnyranch in Reno touts that their girls
want to establish communication via email of interested patrons before coming to
Reno to meet with them. So on a whim, tossed a few emails to some of the younger
ones showcased on bunnyranch.com and not one response. Hey, wasn't that Howard
Stern's and Jessie Ventura's go-to place for a good time?

Like Carlin said: Bullshit is EVERYWHERE.

I really loved western Europe last year, can't understand each other and everything is said by the first smile! That was the best $5500 I ever spent, driving across Europe. Overpriced espresso but otherwise, very little bullshit and didn't see a busybody cop for a whole month!

Now here in AUSTIN: Cop every 2 traffic lights while driving and that's just going to the HEB 2 blocks away! Who pays for that? PROPERTY TAXES, higher than NEW YORK here in Austin, thus women have to supplement their income to survive, so they have to escort. Too many high priced cops! The car they're barreling around in: $90,000/year with maintenance! That tacks on COST of every aspect of life in a city, that and the "Cloverleafs to nowhere" on 71. Whose brilliant PORK PROJECT was that? Your grandkids will still be paying for that crap in taxes to 2060.

[John_Dough]

So, umm....then move dude.

[Qziz]

Yeah, um... if you think Austin cops are overbearing, I can only imagine your reaction to Williamson County's finest...

And if you think the ads on backpage and here are identical (hint: I was talking about reviews, not ads) I got nothin'. Honestly it just sounds like you really enjoy being pissed off.

As for "free speech" on a message board, LOL. That always amuses me when board warriors trot that out. You have the constitutional right to free speech, that doesn't mean everyone is obligated to give you a platform to do so or even to listen when you talk. It just means the government can't stop you from saying whatever you like. Hint: Eccie isn't the government. If you think Eccie is a bunch of mean overbearing fascists keeping you down, literally nothing stops you from making your own site/message board/cardboard box.

[Codybeast]

TDTH

Eccie is privately owned so therefore free speech does not apply thus the board has "Rules" to keep folks like you from turning it into a free for all. As Qziz put it you do seem to get your rocks off on spouting off (Venting) self imposed anger. You are the eternal victim of society.

- Providers won't provide you service.
-Those A-hole mods are all conspiring against you.
-Under your own admission you've been booted and have to return under different handles.
-Your board persona is annoying at best rubbing readers the wrong way.

Guess what the common denominator is? YOU!

And for God's sake why the hell do you feel the need to keep telling us about your personal life story and real world non hobby related details? Nobody gives a shit.
It makes you appear mentally imbalanced, extremely lonely and desperate for a little social attention.

We log in for a bit of entertainment, pussy and maybe a bit of drama for some.
Nobody likes chronic whiners who ramble on offering personal non hobby related info on a hooker site and who portray themselves as angry victims.

[Toyz]

Nuke LaLoosh

So is anybody gonna fuck?

[fun2come]

No cops in Europe, just fucking cameras everywhere and then they mail you the citation with a pic of you getting sucked (in your car) speeding and running a red light ....

Try the Moon, or hey if that is overcrowded for you as well.... Mars, next galaxy, another universe?

[TooDum ToHum]

Fine, I just have a different view of the herd from the sidelines. Granted it's TMI, so you got me on that one for sure.