Review: Alexis owes me 5 hours of my life back!

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by HorizontalBang

Nevermind x 2

[Helicopter206]

A young white girl and all her little white girlfriends that live in Wichita that are looking for fast cash that don't have a Black Pimp.. Shocking Really Shocking.
I love most of her photos on her Twitter page.. Must be her managers. By the way whats in the plastic bag… something Green… we can’t talk about on this site… funny we can talk about Whore’s but not about Pot..

[jackson12345]

I had a bad review on her too! It is unfortunate because she is a VERY attractive girl, but her service sucks (and not in a good way)! She charges too much for non GFE and then she has these weird moments. When I visited her, she said she was available at that moment. I get there to her place to find out which room and she answers the phone and says "NO!" I'm thinking what the fuck!!! So I leave and 10 minutes she calls me back saying she was sorry about that and asked if I was still there? I'm thinking "is this girl bipolar or something?" But I told her know. So she asks me if I can come back, and me thinking with my little head told her yes. So I get there and she has me to wait another 15 minutes because she had to go somewhere. After all of that I ended up getting mediocre service with no explanation and no discount for my inconvenience. I am learning that when weird things like that happen or when I get a NC/NS it is more than likely for a reason that could save me time, money, or even my life. So be thankful because you could have been out of some money as well as your time. Then you REALLY would have been pissed!

[lookin4red]

Thanks for providing the details Tom Jones .... she is currently aways north and seeking some business. I'll be sure to steer away...

Trying to figure out though where the significant repeating of "Black" Pimp has to do with the scenario....

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by HorizontalBang

Originally Posted by lookin4red

Thanks for providing the details Tom Jones .... she is currently aways north and seeking some business. I'll be sure to steer away...

Trying to figure out though where the significant repeating of "Black" Pimp has to do with the scenario....

I just wondered how he could discern all of that over the phone...I mean is there a message on the phone that tells you you are listening to a "black guy" and "they are high and in bed"
Seems a bit presumptious...but maybe that's just me..and he figures all of this listening to "insistinct chatter"..

[HorizontalBang]

Originally Posted by malwoody

I just wondered how he could discern all of that over the phone...I mean is there a message on the phone that tells you you are listening to a "black guy" and "they are high and in bed"
Seems a bit presumptious...but maybe that's just me..and he figures all of this listening to "insistinct chatter"..

Black people have a very distinct way of speaking. It's called Ebonics and hard to mistake. Just as the Irish or Bostonians or Canadians or Southerners have distinct colloquialisms. White guys can speak Ebonics but I've never heard a white guy sound this black. It starts from your parents the moment you speak your first words.

They accepted my call once but I just heard background noise so I hung up. A minute later I called again and, again, they accepted my call. That time I left it on speakerphone listening for a good 10+ minutes as I browsed this forum and they never hung up (I had to myself). I'm not sure how all that would be an example of how a sober person behaves. And I heard distinct words but couldn't piece together what was being talked about. Some words were slurred like when waking up and it sounded like the phone was brushing against and tossed on something soft (as if in bed). But 10+ minutes is enough to pick up on manners of speaking and paint a picture of the setting in my head. Plus all the pictures of guys in her Twitter account (found from searching her real name which her pimp edited into her older BP ads) that are in a hotel looking setting are black.

Link to older BP ad: http://kc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...te-20/10137970

[ez2plz]

Originally Posted by HorizontalBang

Black people have a very distinct way of speaking. It's called Ebonics and hard to mistake. Just as the Irish or Bostonians or Canadians or Southerners have distinct colloquialisms. White guys can speak Ebonics but I've never heard a white guy sound this black. It starts from your parents the moment you speak your first words.

They accepted my call once but I just heard background noise so I hung up. A minute later I called again and, again, they accepted my call. That time I left it on speakerphone listening for a good 10+ minutes as I browsed this forum and they never hung up (I had to myself). I'm not sure how all that would be an example of how a sober person behaves. And I heard distinct words but couldn't piece together what was being talked about. Some words were slurred like when waking up and it sounded like the phone was brushing against and tossed on something soft (as if in bed). But 10+ minutes is enough to pick up on manners of speaking and paint a picture of the setting in my head. Plus all the pictures of guys in her Twitter account (found from searching her real name which her pimp edited into her older BP ads) that are in a hotel looking setting are black.

Link to older BP ad: http://kc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...te-20/10137970

WOW HB, you must work for the FBI or something with your exceptional investigative skills! I am impressed! In any event, it looks like we have scared her away from KC.

[growler]

Originally Posted by HorizontalBang

Black people have a very distinct way of speaking. It's called Ebonics and hard to mistake. Just as the Irish or Bostonians or Canadians or Southerners have distinct colloquialisms. White guys can speak Ebonics but I've never heard a white guy sound this black. It starts from your parents the moment you speak your first words.

They accepted my call once but I just heard background noise so I hung up. A minute later I called again and, again, they accepted my call. That time I left it on speakerphone listening for a good 10+ minutes as I browsed this forum and they never hung up (I had to myself). I'm not sure how all that would be an example of how a sober person behaves. And I heard distinct words but couldn't piece together what was being talked about. Some words were slurred like when waking up and it sounded like the phone was brushing against and tossed on something soft (as if in bed). But 10+ minutes is enough to pick up on manners of speaking and paint a picture of the setting in my head. Plus all the pictures of guys in her Twitter account (found from searching her real name which her pimp edited into her older BP ads) that are in a hotel looking setting are black.

Link to older BP ad: http://kc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...te-20/10137970

Really ALL black people......good to know you're so enlighten.

[Guest102513-1]

"never heard a white guy sound this black"...wow, I'm speechless...and that doesn't happen often, lol

This is suppose to be the 21st century...right???

That line sounds like something out of that movie "Django Unchained"

Sadly it is not...unfuckin' believable

[malwoody]

OMG....I just tried to leave my house to run some much needed errands and I saw two black guys at the corner...no doubt they are up to no good....probably pimps...

It's ok though, I made it back home and the errands will just have to wait until it's safe...

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by malwoody

...and I saw two black guys at the corner...no doubt they are up to no good....probably pimps...

what did they offer you to become an "employee"? Want to make sure I don't short myself if I get a competitive offer.

[HorizontalBang]

I never said "ALL" black people talk a certain way. I simply stated there is a distinct way they can talk and proceeded to describe my straightforward observations about how Alexis operates. Never tried to imply anything bad about blacks like you all are doing. Jeez some people are really trying to turn this thread into something completely irrelevant.

My best friends growing up and best teachers were black who spoke openly about Ebonics.

[Guest102513-1]

OK, we all have made posts where we wish our wording could be different, I know I have made more than my share....perfect example could be...

"Black people have a very distinct way of talking"...could be interpeted as "All back people"

"I never heard a white guy sound this black..." could be interpeted as a negative generalization

And of course the classic...."My best friends growing up...." could be interpeted as a slippery slop

However, like I said, we all make posts at times which are interpeted in ways they were truly not meant to be.

So, at least for me, I'll chalk this one up to a poorly worded attempt to discuss Alexis' mood of operation

[HorizontalBang]

I don't regret my wording. I described exactly what I observed. OTHER people proceeded to add their own implications and crass satire.

[Guest102513-1]

nevermind, LOL