Providers Who Really Need Business

[samantha thom]

Originally Posted by OldButStillGoing

Sam, I think I will go back to masterbating for a few weeks so I can afford to come see you. I can tell your in dire need and too proud to ask.

You're sooo cute!!! If it's gonna take a few weeks, I may lose my house, my car, have to sell my racquets (that would be my worst nightmare) and my pride....so please hurry up! LOLOLOL!!!! I'm soo desperate! What would this submissive helpless Asian girl doo?? Sell my body?
I'm just kidddinggg.....just being silly. LOL

[oldbutstillgoing]

I read your showcase, I have a feeling I will end up being the submissive one. And the worn out one And, I am not letting you anywhere near a racket when my balls are out.

[samantha thom]

Originally Posted by OldButStillGoing

I read your showcase, I have a feeling I will end up being the submissive one. And the worn out one And, I am not letting you anywhere near a racket when my balls are out.

But...but...if you're , or ....then I'll at you. But then I will feel and not feeling sorry for you anymore because though you are OLD, you are still GOING.
Ok ok...enough sillyness!
On a serious note, I am never in desperate need for business therefore I do not need to reduce rate or ask for extra business. I'm just having fun on this board...especially with the emoticons. I'd rather see gentlemen who really want to see me cause they think they may like me....not because they're horny at the moment and looking for bargain. :-) Good night everyone...time for me to relax and drink wine.

[Chainsaw Anthropologist]

Originally Posted by samantha thom

...but it's just my opinion since I don't think with my dick. And thank goodness I don't have one. LOL...

I, for one, am exceptionally happy about that!







c.a.

[Poppa_Viagra]

So these two car salesmen in a bar are talking about how bad things are going and one of them says "If I don't sell some more cars this month I'll lose my ass."
And the blonde three bar stools down says, "Yeah, if I don't sell more ass this month I'm gonna lose my car"
<rim shot>

[Namssa]

Originally Posted by samantha thom

blah, blah, blah What would this submissive helpless Asian girl doo?? Sell my body?
I'm just kidddinggg.....just being silly. LOL

How much for your whole body, all I ever get is one piece and it has a hole in it.


Someone could create a spreadsheet and keep it updated.Of course to get the initial data loaded up would take a lot of time.
30 mins under 99.00
30 mins over 100.00
60 mins 100.00 - 150.00
60 mins 151.00 - 200.00
60 mins 201.00 - 250.00
etc, etc, etc.

[TexTushHog]

Originally Posted by samantha thom

Hahhaa!!! :-) That's right Tex... we're not that easy either.

Actually, Samantha, you're very high on my "to see" list because you're in the 98th or 99th percentile of providers when it comes to brains ( in addition to your move obvious other assets). But I rarely have time or the opportunity to plan ahead given my busy work schedule when I'm in town. So until that rare opportunity arises, I regret to say I'm unlikely to have the pleasure. But one can always hope. . . .

[pyramider]

Plan your visit to allow taint teasing time.

[Boltfan]

Even the ladies who detest threADs post them now. Hipocracy at it`s finest.