Co Worker is a B*@ch

[pokerguy22]

Ok guys kind of an off topic thing here.

I am a salesman. And i work at this dealership where one of my co workers is a complete bitch. She is such a snobby bitch who will look down her nose at you like you are a piece of shit. But she is such a kiss ass that our boss loves her. Well she is a pretty sexy girl. im talking 5'9 120 lbs long brown hair sexy ass, eyes are beautiful. Well the way i feel is i just want to hate fuck the hell out of her. now im a pretty mellow guy i usually dont let shit this bother me but man i want to just grab this girl and bang the hell out of her lol. Ok thats my rant for the year. Anyone else have this problem with bitchy co workers? lol

[LovelyLolita]

I had a roomate once that I really WISHED someone would do that to her. I dont mean to be mean, but she was so angry all the time, total B. I wished she would just get laid already,....or land on a broom stick. Either way, same result.

[DallasRain]

lol--that is describing my "goody two shoes,holy roller christian,uppity,and bitchy as a woman" brother!

I will post 'off the wall" shit on his facebook just to piss him off...lol!

[Arverni]

My "bitchy" co-worker was actually a DUDE.

I work in a shop that's mostly full of big, uncivilized apes like myself! LOL! Anyway, he's the one small guy in the shop and to be honest, he's damn good at what he does. He can't lift shit, and has to call someone to help if he needs to move a stool or something! But - still very good at his job and taught me many things even but man, what a bitcher!! Crying all the time. My boss had to set aside hours to allow the guy to bitch and get it out of his system.

He's cured now ... and two things did it.

He got a lot better once he got married. Guy had had terrible luck with women leaving him and now it appears he has a nice girl for a wife.

But what really did it? Testosterone Replacement Therapy!! Yep, his nurse practitioner put him on the juice and now he's a mellow fellow. Go figure.

[justatoy61]

you see a lot of that in life, but in the 20 plus years i've been in car dealerships i see it seems to be rampant. my approach has always been one of indifference. when they want something from you they bat their eyes and puff out their chests and expect you to act the way every other guy does. no, goes a long way! when she walks near you or speaks to you act like she isn't there. trust me, the opportunity will present itself one day when you can put her in her place in front of your co-workers. people like that thrive on attention. but always get intimate with those that treat them like they treat others.

or perhaps arverni's suggestion would work. suggest testosterone replacement therapy. )

[ilovedatass]

pokerguy22 , just offer her that $.5 for 1/2 hr ......

[pokerguy22]

lol Im loving these responses guys and gals. i might try the 1.50 for 1/2hr thing. but knowing her it would have to be 500 for 1/2. she is such a snob like wants ruths chris for lunch type of bitch.

Justatoy61- i am waiting for the moment to happen. like a damn tiger hiding in the grass lol

testosterone therapy just might work i might bring in a pic of a horse cock and say here u go hun

[justatoy61]

she wants ruth's as long as she isn't paying right???

[Arverni]

Originally Posted by pokerguy22

testosterone therapy just might work ...

Oh NOES!!!

Mixing exogenous testosterone and women is like Ghost Busters crossing the streams!!

You just don't do it.

If all women were put on testosterone ... they'd soon be strong enough to open the peanut butter jar by themselves ... and then ... men will be worthless to them!

Ever notice that we consistently have warp leaps in technology that make our lives easier - but that peanut butter jar is STILL hard to open? Well, that's because MEN ... for hundreds of years ... have stood watch over the peanut butter factories to ENSURE THOSE DAMN LIDS WERE GLUED DOWN TIGHT!!!

They are the unsung heros of the male race ... and I propose a toast to these brave men!!!

[pokerguy22]

Originally Posted by Arverni

Ever notice that we consistently have warp leaps in technology that make our lives easier - but that peanut butter jar is STILL hard to open? Well, that's because MEN ... for hundreds of years ... have stood watch over the peanut butter factories to ENSURE THOSE DAMN LIDS WERE GLUED DOWN TIGHT!!!

They are the unsung heros of the male race ... and I propose a toast to these brave men!!!

best quote ever!!!!!!!

[ilovedatass]

That's some funny Shit Averni

[Old Horn Dog]

Olive & Pickle jars too...

[pyramider]

Some of us have already reached the point where women do not need us.

[DallasRain]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Some of us have already reached the point where women do not need us.

I will ALWAYS need a man...yummmmy!!