1. People who complain about bbfs, AA, and WK posts/topics (these are the most kickass subjects)
2. Guys who's dicks are bigger than mine. All of you cut your dicks down to 2.5 inches, so that my 3 inches will be superior.
3. Guys who have more money than I do and can hobby more frequently. I move that a percentage of every reviewed encounter contribute a percentage of funds to MY hobby funds, so I can hobby more with my superior 3 inch wood.
4. Girls that are NBA, yet won't secretly let me bang them anyway. Come on. If I don't tell anybody, you'll still look NBA to those that give a shit. There'd be no way to PROVE that we did it, so quit being a wuss and let me hit it. And if you're NBA with a nice, phat ass, well that's just BULLSHIT! I hope you turn skinny and lose it.
5. Guys that will complain about THIS post from me. Fuck you ahead of time.
