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Old 01-11-2013, 11:40 AM   #1
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Talking LMAO

A nun gets into a cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

Finally, the cabbie says, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

"My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy about a nun performing oral sex on me."

"Well, first, you have to be single, and then you must also be Catholic."

The cab driver says, "Yes, I am single, and I'm Catholic, too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does, and the nun fulfills his fantasy.

When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts weeping.

"My dear child, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess -- I'm married and I'm Jewish."

"That's OK," says the nun. "My name is Stevie, and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
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Old 01-11-2013, 12:10 PM   #2
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Lmao....good one! Thanks!
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Old 01-11-2013, 02:15 PM   #3
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Holy shit that is funny girl
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:32 PM   #4
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OMG LMFAO!!! Good One Vinny!
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Old 01-11-2013, 09:19 PM   #5
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Very nice.
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Old 01-11-2013, 10:27 PM   #6
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Got a good chuckle out of that one. Luv your avatar Vinny, instant woody............
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Old 01-12-2013, 02:03 AM   #7
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Thanks you should see it in Real Life!

My Ass that Is!

LMAO Salute!!!!
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Old 01-12-2013, 08:40 PM   #8
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now thats funny.....
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Old 01-12-2013, 09:09 PM   #9
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I don't see a problem...

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Old 01-13-2013, 11:32 AM   #10
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Lol @ jj

Funny funny vin :-)
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:27 PM   #11
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that is funny as hell
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Old 01-14-2013, 09:41 PM   #12
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Quote:
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I love Robot Chicken

.http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chi...he-father.html
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Old 01-15-2013, 02:57 PM   #13
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I love robot chicken tooooo! Ooooow and those crackers in a box called chicken in a bisket Ummm Hell Yea!!!!!
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Is that a real pic of your ass if so WOW!!��
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I was looking for Chicken in a Biscuit the other day.
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