Ok it's friday and time for me to do another assessment of this site - and while I've never advocated the usage of the terms "fucktard" and "hooktard" and the recently added "modtard" - ok ok I have to admit saying them out loud cracks me up....say it with me three times and I bet you'll laugh..come on...do it...do it...fucktard fucktard fucktard
ok ok back on track...this week has to be one of the best examples of "you get what you pay for" so I'll break it down in terms of the tardism's - modtards you're off the hook this time cause at least you guys have shown a little common sense but beware...I'm watching
Hooktards:
Photography - ladies don't be mad but here we go....best case example I've seen was in Dallas....lady does shoot with a guy for a "reduced session" and when he does not return the photos she gets upset and blasts professional photographers...wtf - ok ladies, keep dealing with this "tricks that click" and you'll learn your lesson and when your photos look like crap or you don't get them back or they are posted all over the internet don't get on here and bitch about photographers...it's not photographers you're dealing with - it's the "tricks that click" and you are the ones that are too damn cheap to pay a real photographer what he deserves to get a real photoshoot and be treated with professionalism. There are some great guys on here but you don't want to spend what equates to an hour of your time cost wise to get something that will enhance your image and increase your income....sooooooo quit your bitchin and complaining about these guys you shoot with - it's your fault because you chose to deal with a "trick that clicks" and not a professional.
Screening - omg this has been a week of some crazy stories revolving around ncns and screening and bottom line ladies is you gotta screen these "fucktards" (lmao - I swear that makes me laugh) - ok ladies you gotta screen...he could be a cop, he could be a weirdo, he could be your next sugardaddy, he could be the best trick in the world or your worst nightmare but damn, don't be so quick to jump on a damn dollar and screen these fucktards (snicker).
Desperation - OMFG do you all know how damn desperate you look at times and I swear it does not matter to some of you....ok let's see...I'm gonna post a thread and it will go something like this "I'm looking for a quick bng spinner but I want bbfs and she has to do greek and I'm here and waiting and I got $25" and I swear someone will post - here I am big daddy - come get a taste of this.....wtf....don't you know we're all reading this shit and if we see you jump on that bullshit then why in hell would we then want to pay your regular rates.....PM IS YOUR FRIEND - USE THAT MOFO! I don't give a damn if you suck 50 fucktards for a dollar each I just don't want to know that that's where you value yourself and feel like I'm being ripped off when I bring my 3 bills to see you....hell if I see you in those threads you'll never see my bills anyway so again....PM IS YOUR FRIEND - USE THAT MOFO!
ok enough of that - on to the Fucktards
Ok where the hell do I even start - I'm going to sum you all up in one damn catagory - Backpage is the DEVIL
- you merry band of horny idiots won't stay the fuck off of backpage and you have gotten ripped off, robbed, beat up, damn near jumped and you still don't learn. Some of you guys - and this ain't just my fine folks in Htown - but some of you guys even want to carry to appointments now because you don't feel safe with these backpage girls - but still you go and see them. One simple fucktard even had a girl from backpage come to his damn house and surprise surprise, she was not the girl in the pics but dickwad said - "comeo on in" - she had stinky breath but dickwad wanted gfe and lfk but opted instead for her methmouth to go down and say hello to his real brain...and guess what - it sucked (snicker) and not in the good way...so he kicks her out but oh no - big bad black pimp daddy was outside and he did not want the "el negros" to upset his fine upstanding neighbors - no dumbfuck - you called a bp ho and got what you deserved for brining her ass into your house...come on fellas let's be real - you're just like the "hooktards" as you all love to refer to the ladies that don't want to spend money on quality photos, you cheap ass bastards call these known ripoff artists and then act surprised and butt hurt when you get ripped off - really - I mean seriously - I mean damn dudes, can you for once try and think with the big brain and not lil Mr. Willy....Juan Fucking Garcia (it's almost sunday and that sounded better than Jesus Fn Christ - lol) really....I mean damn...and when you let your lil Mr. Willy dicktate...I mean dictate what you do - please for the love of all that's tarded keep that shit to yourself....we KNOW backpage girls are gonna rip you off - that's not a fucking alert - we KNOW backpage girls are thieves - that's not a fucking alert - we KNOW backpage is the DEVIL
and again, it's not a FUCKING alert!
Ok now back to our regularly scheduled programming...come on y'all give me something good for next week
You get what you pay for
WOW this really is better than Jerry Springer. 