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Andrenoir, whats shakin my man... thanks for all the intel, below is a posting i put on the Dallas Mens Lounge... Colombia is the tits, can't wait to get back...
Quick Bogota report, many thanks for the intel all, Just some quick info for anyone that is a newb or else that is considering Colombia.
First, if you are an ASS man, cannot imagine a better place to visit, perhaps Brasil (next on the list). I can tell you this, those asses drove me nutz... those faded jeans, asses stuffed to the rim, my goodness... had a brotha thinking about renting an apartment and moving!!!, still thinking about it, lol...
Quick and Dirty for Newbs, like me:
*MOST hotels charge a fee to bring the gals up. I stayed at an SPG property which charged 170,000 Pesos (@$75) for each guest. Fuckers.
*Non Working Girls: Went to several bars/clubs, etc mingled with the locals.
- Parque 93 was hot. upscale, TONS of women, several to every guy. Seen a few 10's, and a shitload of 8-9s, and i am VERY picky.
- Zona T/ Zona Rosa (@calle 82): tons of bars, again, upscale mall, lots of expats, really cool. Several types of bars, can be pricy. There are a few Brothels within walking distance as well.
*High-end Brothels: Casanova, Lalo's, and a few others. Found an "agency" girl to give us the Bogota tour our first nite in town. Swung by Lalo's, my F"n GOodness. I forgot how absolutely good looking i was until i walked into this Brothel. All of them were checking me out, kidding. There were at least 100 broads in here, when me and my boy walked in. Felt like everything stopped and they were all looking at us. Pretty f'n awesome. bout 2 10's, several 8-9's and a shit load of 7's.
Most of these places you pay a house fee (140,000 pesos or so, @75), girls range from 150,000 ( $84) to 300,000 (@168). Wouldn't call it a bargain, but, $240 or so and you are fucking an amazing piece of tail.
*SPa's: numerous spa's around Bogota, some are really hard to find. Found Relax One (Calle 126), no sign, shares building with auto dealership, come in thru the side, thru a black door. Can find some gems here. Found a 7 my boy found an 8.5, we fucked the shit out of them for 175K pesos or $98 bucks(35K pesos massage + 140K pesos CFS). My gal was a lil dirty blonde number from Medellin.
The Journey:
Landed noonish, went straight to hotel. Partner in crime met an agency gal soon after we checked in. F'n chick was hot, first look at that colombian body. I'm convinced Gravity does not exist in colombia as evidenced by the female form. Met up with Agency gal's friend later that nite and we toured the town. Ended up banging the gal later that nite.
Next day met the 2 gals again. If you click with a gal, you can get her off the clock at much cheaper rate. These agency gals charged $250K (@ $140) & 170K pesos (@$95). These gals get @70% of the rate, 30% goes to agency. We got both gals for 8 hours at 400,000 pesos each or @$225.
Instead of going to the hotel, and paying 280K pesos, we went to a pretty sweet hourly hotel near the airport, El Dorado. Given it was 4 people, they required 2 rooms. We got the cheapest 70K pesos room + a 140K pesos room with Jacuzzi (@ $118 for both rooms) . F'n rooms were awesome. Flat screen tv's showing porn with the jacuzzi. Ordered waters, beer and condoms for room service. We noticed a window with a latch. Opened it up and our roomservice was in the compartment, pretty f'n funny. This isn't a four seasons, but, was a pretty cool alternative to the hotel. Four of us fucked our brains out, then headed back to hotel, said by to the gals.
Partied our asses off later that night and hit a few more brothels. Cabby took us to Santa Fe (zone of tolerance). Read about this place and how hella shady it was, so, we cruised by. This f'n place is nutz. We went at night, man, talk about the freaks come out at night. That said, found one of the baddest chicks we saw working the street, could not believe it. Nice beautiful full Colombiana wearing short jean shorts, folded down in the front so you could see her panties, cut off top with short jacket. We stopped, honked, waved, then drove around. Fuck it, lets pick her up, we went back to block and she was gone. We drove around for 20 minutes, could not find her, someone must have snatched that up.
Next morning hit the spa and banged out a couple of gals prior to heading to airport and back to good ole U.S.
The Damage:
Airline ticket (Spirit): $250 roundtrip from Dallas
Hotel (SPG points +cash): $225 (2 nights), including $75 for one gal visit
Spent: $610 ($410 (4 gals) + $50 cabs + 150 drinks)
El Dorado: $59
Total: $1144 or so
In Summary:
We had a great time, awesome time. Got to see much of the city, however, next time will spend more time in Santa Fe. Hear you can pick up chicks and bang 'em for $40, crazy. Learned a lot for a newbie, would definitely recommend taking your activities away from your hotel into one of these hourly places. El Dorado was awesome, can't beat $118 for 2 rooms for 12 hours. Spirit has cheap flights from Big D, IF you can handle the fucked up seats for 6 hours.
If you like ass on your women and into Latina's, do yourself a favor and hit Colombia. Going back in December, this time plan on also hitting Medellin, which i hear has Prettier women, and also Cartajena (bikini pussy, lol). If you want more info, send me a PM. Peace
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