Undertaker's black eye...
THE UNDERTAKER'S BLACK EYE
Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I had a terrible day." replied Roy . "I had to go to a hotel and pick
up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said
they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge
erection. Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked
guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with
both hands and tried to snap it in half."
"I see" said his wife, "but how did you get the black eye?"
Roy replied: "Wrong room.."
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