1. Has a great speaking voice in which he does not try to dumb down language for me.
2. Is completely respectful of my boundaries.
3. Is open to a biting and dry sense of humor from me.
4. Doesn't ask me stupid question like, "Why does such a beautiful girl like you not have a boyfriend?" Or, "Why does a nice girl like you do this?" To answer your questions now, "I'm fundamentally lazy enough to be whore. Why would I want the added responsibility of a boyfriend?" Ha ha.
5. Is clearly entertained by not only my bedroom eyes but all the extra stuff too!
6. Does not attempt to haggle with my prices in any way.
7. Has clearly read the etiquette on my website.
8. And, finally, if he makes me smile for the rest of the day like I made him smile, he's definitely getting to see me.