Safe Sex

[sidekick]

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one,when he was shot by the woman's husband.

[Oh Don Piano]

That's why you never take your shoes off, especially if you find yourself seeing a BP girl.

[Tex9401]

http://youdrivewhat.com/dont-forget-to-wrap-it-up/

[Tex9401]

http://youdrivewhat.com/plan-b/

[Tex9401]

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house." lol

[Phrasing]

Careful what you wish for

[sidekick]

Now that is funny!