A travelling businesman stops in a massage parlor and inquires of the daily specials. He is escorted to the back room were a stunningly beautiful Asian lady is waiting.
She instructs the gentleman to lay down on the table and proceeds to give him a very invigorating and arousing massage. Leaning over him and whispering in his ear, she inquires, " you want wax job"?
Never having heard of this before, he politely declines. He flips over and the lady proceeds with a very arousing massage which produces very apparent results. She again leans over and asks, "you want wax job"?
This time, incredibly aroused, he accepts. She reachs under the table and produces a beautiful seven inch by four inch piece of rosewood, hard as iron, yet beautiful grain lacquered wood.
She oils up the rosewood, and begins rubbing it on his alert member. "Oh my God, he is thinking, this is incredible"! She then produces another peice of rosewood, oils it up, and sandwiches his alert member between and rubs up and down, up and down, then leans over and whispers in his ear, "you ready for wax job"?
"Hell yes" he exclaims!
And she opens her arms wide and slams the two rosewood pieces together, his alert member sandwiched between.........
And the wax shot right out of his ears............
Wax Job?
