A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small town in Essex.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond
jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting:
'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can
stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do
with her worth as a human being? Its men like you who keep women like me
from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our
full potential as people. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate
discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in
the name of humor!'
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,
'You stay out of this!!!! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap!'
Blonde and The Ventriloquist
