Pickup lines

[South Nice Guy]

I've been told that I don't participate in the discussion threads enough. If "almost never" qualifies as not enough, then yeah, that's probably true.

I heard a discussion the other day about corny pickup lines and thought that it might be fun to hear some of the lines that have been used or have been heard.

My personal new favorite goes like this:

Guy: Hey sweetie, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Girl: No, how much?

Guy: Enough to break the ice. So, can I get your phone number?

Corny, but probably effective. So, what's your line?

[GibsonLesPaul69]

Glad I brought my library card, cuz I'm checkin' you out.

[maxhaleys]

Hey, I just wanted to come over and say hi and ask you,
"can I take you home and lick your pussy all night long?"

YMMV

[rrrabbit]

How about something simple like... "of all the people in here, you are the most fascinating"

Works for me just fine.

[Guest062518]

The guy: You want to play rape?
The girl: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
The guy: That's the spirit.

[Whispers]

Me: Honey if you don't go sit somewhere else where I can't see you I'm going to get slapped!

Her: Why would you get slapped?

Me: Because I'm about to proposition you in a manner that you might find offensive. Then..... either YOU will slap the shit out of me for OFFERING you $300 to come home with me or my Girl Friend is going to slap the shit out of me tomorrow morning when she comes over and sees you leaving and I have to tell her I spent the $300 I as going to give her for her car payment on you!



What can I say. This is a SHMB and the discussion is usually about P4P right?

[Naomi4u]

Originally Posted by rrrabbit

How about something simple like... "of all the people in here, you are the most fascinating"

Works for me just fine.

WTF You used that bullshit line on me???

[Naomi4u]

Posted these in national...




Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

[Naomi4u]

Do you have a band-Aid? cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

[Naomi4u]

Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

[Naomi4u]

Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

[Aidan MacKenna]

"That kiss was going to far, wasn't it?"

[Sarahsmiles]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

[slocum]

My mom was always trying to get me to go to church to meet chicks. I was never sure what lines I could use there.

"Hi, do you come here often?"

"Can I get you something from the bar? Some wine or bread maybe?"

[InU]

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out and take what I want.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

And one of my favorites.

guy: (staring at girl)

girl: What are you looking at?

guy: a mirror.

girl: a mirror?

guy: yes, because I see myself, in you. (InU)

and that's how my handle was conceived.