Crusing Italian Style
# 1- How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks
# 2 - What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks
# 3- What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain
# 4- When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."
# 5- So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship
# 6- I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.
# 7- The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.
# 8- What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner CostaConcordia? Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.
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