IM SUCH A PERV... AM I THE ONLY ONE HEARS EVERYTHING IN A NAUGHTY WAY????

[Secret Encounters]

OK I KNOW IM SUCH A PERV. N I ALWAYS HERE EVERYTHING IN A DIRTY & NAUGHTY WAY.. ??? I CANT HELP IT .. IVE ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY.. SO MY QUESTION IS AM I THE ONLY PERV ON HERE? SO WHAT ARE SOME FUNNY THINGS YOU'VE OVERHEARD THAT YOU COULDNT HELP BUT CHUCKLE.. OR BETTER YET YOU SAID IT W/ OUT THINKN!!

I WILL OF COURSE GO FIRST .. SO WE HAD A BBQ A WHILE BACK AGO AND MY COUSINS DAUGHTER IS PRETTY MUCH STANDING ThERE AND GETTING IN THE WAY.. I SAY OPEN THE PKG OF WEINERS N GIVE EM TO YOUR DAD.. SHE DOES N HAPPENS TO SPILL A LITTLE OF THE JUICE AS SHES WALKING AWAY.. LMFAO SHE KINDA LICKED HER HAND (WHERE IT SPILLED) AND SAYS MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMM I LOVE WEINER JUICE!!!! I BUST OUT LAUGHING.. *** IM THINKING ME TOO LOL*** .IM SUCH A PERV!!

OR THE OTHER DAY ON DAILY DEALS (GROUPONS) THEY WERE PROMOTING CHOCOLATE FACIALS .EWWWWWWWWWW!! I WAS LIKE UMMMM OK ...LOL......


SO LETS HEAR UR STORIES!

[sixxbach]

The cousin's daughter joke is funny but creepy that you posted that

sixx

[RALPHEY BOY]

every time I see an 'ATM' sign or machine think of Ass to Mouth

'Full Service' at the Toll both cracks me up, to name a few

[nuglet]

I have a thought at times when the news has an article about ATF making a raid.. I'm thinkin' "What the hell was SHE doing there?"

[rockerrick]

Not to mention every time my finger touches the GPS.

[GneissGuy]

Let's see.

Restaurants advertising CFS specials.
BJ services (Oilfield industry, stock symbol BJS)
Drill Baby Drill.
BJs restaurant.
BJs wholesale club
Dicks sporting goods

[GRIN OF SIN]

If it's too obvious, then I tend to let it slide or maybe just make a face that shows I know there is a joke there but I don't really need to say anything; but yeah, I hear dirty things in just about everything. Whether or not I point it out, depends on who I'm hanging out with: some people take it as a joke, while others may take it as a sign for something else.

I remember meeting the sister of a friend and after pointing out the sexual undertone of something she said, it got real awkward, real quick because 1. She took it as me being interested 2. I was in a serious relationship at the time 3. I avoid casual sex with sisters of friends and 4. I wasn't interested at all.

[Secret Encounters]

GRIN OF SIN u sound just like me .. im really silly and a bit of a joker .. all of the sa community knows how dirty my little mind is .. i tend to make something naughty out of really nothing .. idk how i do it i just do ...lol..
GenesisGuy: LOL me too .. Bjs seafood over here had me roflmao .. im like .. umm yea!!
RockerRick: LOL.. TOO FUNNY
NUGLET: lmao i would be thinking the same ..
RalphyBpu: LMAO .. YUP .. HAHAHA!
SIXX: U gotta know me and my silly antics..

[Secret Encounters]

What about the cable company promoting DSL..lol

[rockerrick]

Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's

What about the cable company promoting DSL..lol

Sounds like you're out dirty thinking all of us

[Secret Encounters]

CANT HELP IT .. IM A SUPER FREAK SUPER FREAK IM SUPER FREAKY ..LOL.. IM JK .. YEA I GOT LOTS OF POST IN SA AND ALWAYS HAVE MY COMMUNTITY THINKN NAUGHTY.. I HAD TOLD THIS STORY TO THEM AND OHH THE RESPONSES WERE TOO FREAKIN HILARIOUS .. SO I DECIDED TO POST IT IN ATX AND SEE HOW NAUGHTY U GUYS/GALS THOUGHT...

[atlfan999]

The travel agency that our company uses for making business trip reservations is called "BCD TRAVEL" .. If they only knew what that meant in hobby lingo!

[Secret Encounters]

BCD TRAVELING..LOL..

So Yesterday i had a day out with my Mom and we were deciding if we should go to the spa and shes like i dont want a massage I JUST WANT A FACIAL...lmao .. i smiled so big i had to turn the other way and i said ISNT IT TOO EARLY FOR ONE ? LMAO SHE SAID ITS NEVER TOO EARLY FOR A GOOD FACIAL ESPECIALLY IF SHE KNOWS WHAT SHES DOING .. LMFAO .. I COULDNT HELP MYSELF ..

[rockerrick]

Once again outdoing everyone. No fair you've already played this game.


So how about when you're driving down the road , you look over and there's a cop car with K9 on the back!

[Secret Encounters]

ohhh i luv k9 .. ok ok im being a perv .. lol..
That was a good one though .. i woulda ASSUMED THE POSITION!!