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Old 01-20-2012, 06:37 AM   #1
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Default The Sexiest Man Alive. Add to the parody!

Early morning brain fart fun. Thinking about the world's most interesting man Dos Equis commercials and changing it to world's sexiest man alive. Partly because I've come up with a signature line that grew out of it.

So lets start, what I don't have in my sig, and that is the over the top boasts.

- In a bar, restaurants, or any public place, he can make women orgasm just by briefly glancing at them.

- When he shows up at a gang bang, the other guys automatically get up and leave.

- No woman has been able to deep throat him since he was 10. (Not to imply he was getting it at 10. No attempt to breaking ECCIE rules)

- When he has doubles, often one ends up in the hospital.

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Old 01-20-2012, 09:04 AM   #2
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You're missing the concept of the commercials...it should be:

- In a bar, restaurants, or any public place, he can make women orgasm without even being there.

- He can gang bang a woman all by himself.

- It takes two women to deep throat him.

- His doubles involve four women.
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Old 01-20-2012, 09:24 AM   #3
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Thanks Wakeup. Better, shorter and certainly more outrageously boastful.

-He never pays women for sex, they pay him.

-When he eats pussy, floods have known to occur .

-He is so big, he has special tailor made pants.

-You could use his codpiece as a cover in foul weather.

-He never call it his "little head" or jr.
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Old 01-20-2012, 10:20 AM   #4
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His little head is a leading member of mensa.
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Old 02-01-2012, 10:42 AM   #5
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his member is so beautiful and bashing that biatches beg him for the bang
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Old 02-01-2012, 07:58 PM   #6
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When spending his evenings at the gentlemen's club, he always leaves with more $ than he comes with.

The most sought after item on ebay, are pairs of his used socks.

He has never jacked-off without a woman eagerly awaiting his load.
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Old 02-01-2012, 09:23 PM   #7
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he sells his bath water as a female sex enhancement drink
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Old 02-01-2012, 09:27 PM   #8
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When he is in the mood, women call him up
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Old 02-02-2012, 08:14 AM   #9
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At 4pm each day the queen of England request to Teabagg him, thus the phrase tea time!

If he takes a Viagra he doesn't care if his boner last more than four hours because it does anyhow without the Viagra.
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