The Sexiest Man Alive. Add to the parody!

[Yowzer]

Early morning brain fart fun. Thinking about the world's most interesting man Dos Equis commercials and changing it to world's sexiest man alive. Partly because I've come up with a signature line that grew out of it.

So lets start, what I don't have in my sig, and that is the over the top boasts.

- In a bar, restaurants, or any public place, he can make women orgasm just by briefly glancing at them.

- When he shows up at a gang bang, the other guys automatically get up and leave.

- No woman has been able to deep throat him since he was 10. (Not to imply he was getting it at 10. No attempt to breaking ECCIE rules)

- When he has doubles, often one ends up in the hospital.

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I'm the World's Least Interesting Man. But for a little money, I can become: The Sexiest Man Alive.

Whenever I'm thirsty for pussy, I reach for ECCIE and look one up. You should too. Remember to always stay thirsty my friends.

[Wakeup]

You're missing the concept of the commercials...it should be:

- In a bar, restaurants, or any public place, he can make women orgasm without even being there.

- He can gang bang a woman all by himself.

- It takes two women to deep throat him.

- His doubles involve four women.

[Yowzer]

Thanks Wakeup. Better, shorter and certainly more outrageously boastful.

-He never pays women for sex, they pay him.

-When he eats pussy, floods have known to occur .

-He is so big, he has special tailor made pants.

-You could use his codpiece as a cover in foul weather.

-He never call it his "little head" or jr.

[Trey]

His little head is a leading member of mensa.

[deanna_bell69]

his member is so beautiful and bashing that biatches beg him for the bang

[One-Eyed Willy]

When spending his evenings at the gentlemen's club, he always leaves with more $ than he comes with.

The most sought after item on ebay, are pairs of his used socks.

He has never jacked-off without a woman eagerly awaiting his load.

[deanna_bell69]

he sells his bath water as a female sex enhancement drink

[Guest012113-2]

When he is in the mood, women call him up

[Daddio]

At 4pm each day the queen of England request to Teabagg him, thus the phrase tea time!

If he takes a Viagra he doesn't care if his boner last more than four hours because it does anyhow without the Viagra.