When I am drunk the following happens:
If you come on to me: I will tap that.
![Mf Bluesbrother](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/mf_bluesbrother.gif)
If you say "hi" to me I will assume you are coming on to me: I will tap that.
![HappyDomme](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/classics/smilie34.gif)
If you I can see you: I will tap that.
![Mf Afro](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/mf_afro.gif)
I remember this one time I was this close to making out with a x-mas tree cactus with a cowboy hat on and glasses on because I assumed it was a stud who couldn't keep his eyes off me.
![Mfr Omg](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/mfr_omg.gif)
the morning after was very awkward.
That is why I don't drink on dates, I only drink around people I don't care about embarrassing myself in front of.