“Dad” Jokes

[Dreamgurrl]

Give us your corniest Dad jokes! We could all use a little light hearted humor, I’m sure.

“Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent”

Thanks for the inspiration @youandi69.

Hoping to check back later for some laughs!

[Dreamgurrl]

One more because it made me chuckle...
“This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.”

[Youandi69]

What do you call a cow with no legs......ground beef

When a woman is giving birth she is literally kidding

My son asked “can I have a book Mark”....can believe he still doesn’t know my name is Jim

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.

[bambino]

https://athlonsports.com/dad-jokes?amp

[lustylad]

Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

Because the B shells were too small!!

[bambino]

I bought a used car yesterday. Found my wife’s dress in the back seat.

God bless Rodney Dangerfield. I get no respect.

[stickcedar]

This is a great forum, I really enjoy reading all the topics.

[DrivesAllDay]

I rented a limousine for $600 over the weekend to impress people at a party. It didnt come with a driver.


I spent all that money and had nothing to chauffeur for it

[chizzy]

Originally Posted by DrivesAllDay

I rented a limousine for $600 over the weekend to impress people at a party. It didnt come with a driver.


I spent all that money and had nothing to chauffeur for it

boooooooooo lol

[Chase7]

The chauffeur one is actually really good

[Chase7]

Germain for bra, Stops-Them-From-Floppin

[happyjak]

Made a date with a girl to meet up at the gym but she never showed. I guess we aren't going to work out.

[anmar85]

A pair of jumper cables walked into a bar. The bartender took one look at them and told them "Hey, don't you go starting anything!"


True story: Back in my college days a professor decided to be nice to us and gave us a bonus question on an exam that was just "Tell me a joke" I used that joke and he deducted a point from my test.

[pittlicker]

Originally Posted by Chase7

The chauffeur one is actually really good

If you knock out the word "for" it makes a whole lot more sense!

[Dreamgurrl]

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back…

Ba dum pum