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Old 02-10-2020, 03:00 PM   #1
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Exclamation Spotted an Ad

I am not going to post the link. You might be able to spot it, maybe not. I did get a full page screen shot of her ad. I don't expect the ad to be up much longer.

She was pretty popular for a relatively short while. Highly intelligent with a matching arrogance!

I responded to her ad. One of her final remarks showed her and other women's attitude toward we men in the hobby. Newbies to the hobby should take mental notes. Not unusual at all. In this woman's case her arrogance is on FULL DISPLAY!!

"It's a shame that the hobby has such mentally disturbed men in it. Particularly when they are cops. I know you fuck little girls with your money . . . THIS is why you guys have to pay for it"

These women just ain't as sweet as we want to believe they are, are they? Although, this one is an EXTREME example!!!!

Lesson learned!
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Old 02-11-2020, 07:59 AM   #2
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Sounds like our old friend Betty White, former HBIC and self proclaimed Queen of eccie!!
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Old 02-11-2020, 08:17 AM   #3
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Yep that’s grandma Clarissa.
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Old 02-11-2020, 12:06 PM   #4
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Regardless of who you're talking about, I really have no illusions about any of these women being sweet. Meeting hundreds and thousands of strangers with their dicks in your mouth, and listening to their bullshit, dealing with their nonsense, and encountering all the other criminal and borderline criminal stuff that comes along with being a prostitute/escort/street walker will harden anyone up real quick.

Throw in a high frequency of addiction and prior trauma, and you've got the spectrum of personalities.

With that said, I'm not looking for the illusion of a girlfriend and just want a fine woman who can be a freak... maybe that's why I enjoy the company of said ladies
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Old 02-11-2020, 03:10 PM   #5
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With that said, I'm not looking for the illusion of a girlfriend and just want a fine woman who can be a freak... maybe that's why I enjoy the company of said ladies
VERY well said, sir!

Bottom line, a good nasty ass hoe to be friends with.

I knew a women some time ago I had a thing for. She had a history but sorta quit. She wasn't interested in my intentions at the time. Somewhat recently she suddenly wanted "to be friends". Told her flat out "my lady friends are whores, and I like it that way". Haven't heard from her since. Within the past months there was another within my age range. Love to hang with her but she just can't take the heat.

Before any of that was another in my age range. Blew gallons of nut down her throat for 3 years and got lots of her bills paid. She passed away. She told me I was going to miss her and I do. Think of her more often than I care to admit and not just from the blue eyes looking up at me!!!

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Old 02-11-2020, 03:34 PM   #6
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playa76, Lubeman. Might I propose a new title? "Kansas City's Premier Drama Queen"!
Amazing how somebody can be ID'd so easily with no clues other than their words! Something to be said there!!

She's not the "self appointed Queen of eccie", she's the self anointed Queen of Escorts.


I should have added in my OP there is a hint, at least, of mental illness or a psychiatric issue in her words.
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Old 02-11-2020, 06:27 PM   #7
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I should have added in my OP there is a hint, at least, of mental illness or a psychiatric issue in her words.
I dont think its a hint but SHE obviously has full blown mental illness!
I mean we are all fucked up in some way BUT she needs to be behind a glass window with teams of DR's and scientists studying this providers every moment.

Funny shit!
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Old 02-11-2020, 07:50 PM   #8
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Your first statement might well be correct, not so sure about the second.

The lady friend, regular I had for a length of time was clinically schizophrenic She was a trip too but she, unlike Her Majesty, would take advice. Her Majesty is ALWAYS right, my late friend could often be talked out of things for her own good. My late friend had been institutionalized a few times in her life (funny farm). As far as I know, Her Majesty has not. Her Majesty seems to feel everybody is after her, my friend did not. Her Majesty is her own worst enemy, my late friend was also. My friend was a great lay and ate all the nut, Her Majesty isn't as primal as my friend was.

Other observation/comparisons but that's enough.


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I dont think its a hint but SHE obviously has full blown mental illness!
I mean we are all fucked up in some way BUT she needs to be behind a glass window with teams of DR's and scientists studying this providers every moment.

Funny shit!
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Old 02-12-2020, 04:12 PM   #9
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Ouch, dude.



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Regardless of who you're talking about, I really have no illusions about any of these women being sweet. Meeting hundreds and thousands of strangers with their dicks in your mouth, and listening to their bullshit, dealing with their nonsense, and encountering all the other criminal and borderline criminal stuff that comes along with being a prostitute/escort/street walker will harden anyone up real quick.

Throw in a high frequency of addiction and prior trauma, and you've got the spectrum of personalities.

With that said, I'm not looking for the illusion of a girlfriend and just want a fine woman who can be a freak... maybe that's why I enjoy the company of said ladies
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Old 02-12-2020, 04:26 PM   #10
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Regardless of who you're talking about, I really have no illusions about any of these women being sweet. Meeting hundreds and thousands of strangers with their dicks in your mouth, and listening to their bullshit, dealing with their nonsense, and encountering all the other criminal and borderline criminal stuff that comes along with being a prostitute/escort/street walker will harden anyone up real quick.

Throw in a high frequency of addiction and prior trauma, and you've got the spectrum of personalities.

With that said, I'm not looking for the illusion of a girlfriend and just want a fine woman who can be a freak... maybe that's why I enjoy the company of said ladies
Hey there guy,

"no illusions about any of these women being sweet"
General statements are usually wrong, including this one.
"Meeting hundreds and thousands of strangers"
Your math is off. Let's state your facts correctly, instead of making them up. Let's do the calculations with a rational mind.
"high frequency of addiction"
We aren't suppose to talk about that subject.
One can find all types of people in society. It is your choice who you choose to spend your time with.
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Old 02-12-2020, 06:27 PM   #11
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Well I am not sure about the math, but I was very close to one for a bit. She saw more than I ever imagined. It was how she made a living. It wasn't a part time job for her. I think around 250-300 a yr. She did it for 5 yrs So 1250 to 1500 guys total. She also danced for 8 yrs. So say 120 nights a year. 20 dances a shift. Close to 20,000 lap dances, working 3 nights a week. So basically molested thousands of times.
She was much like Chalkster described. I have never met anyone like her. I know I never will meet another. She had more mugshots, than you have fingers JR. She was into the hard stuff that we don't talk about. Paranoid,hustler, suicidal, high school drop out, habitual lier, used people up and left behind a mess before she skipped out.
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Old 02-12-2020, 06:57 PM   #12
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With the right God given gifts, the right attitude and an investment plan MANY of these ladies could retire before they're 40 or earlier.

Problem is, too many Franklins in a lady's purse will spontaneously combust!! The only way to put out the fire is to remove them Franklins and throw them around!!!!!


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Well I am not sure about the math, but I was very close to one for a bit. She saw more than I ever imagined. It was how she made a living. It wasn't a part time job for her. I think around 250-300 a yr. She did it for 5 yrs. She also danced for 8 yrs. So close to 20,000 lap dances, working 3 nights a week.
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Old 02-13-2020, 06:11 PM   #13
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So, as of the 11th of February, not only have the ads disappeared but the email addy comes back as "failed delivery" also.



The end?
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She advertised again but I have to ask why you would bother emailing her.
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Old 02-14-2020, 01:47 PM   #15
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Believe it or not I actually thought it would be nice to hang a little for ol' time sake. Thought she might have mellowed a bit. Became evident, very, VERY quickly she ain't changed a bit!! Maybe even worse!

I saw her ad this morning. as you did, I laughed out loud, HARD at reading this person with a FEDERAL CRIMINAL RECORD for stalking (her clients and others), that is obtaining personal, professional, family and financial information by using a federal data base for her "personal/business" use. If the reader don't know that about her that is a no-shit Sherlock!!! Yet, "dumars, Playa76 and Lubeman" are "stalkers" . . . ?

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