a ...good joke

[Plastic Man]

guys whats dids ...the painter say ...ta the couple ...dancin ats the party

...he done said minds ifs i ...cuts in ...cause i done wants ta fucks yer whore

[offshoredrilling]

better IMHO

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

does this July eXXXtrememely Hot joke fit the bill
edited a bit ta fit in Better



A man was cheating on prego squeeze toy
One day when out with yet another slutty whore.

The play was exhausting and both fell asleep
Awaking many hours later he threw on his clothes

he told the hooker take my shoes outside and rub them in
grass and dirt

Mystified she did so nonetheless
ah forgetting to put anything on
(the hood reaction is another story, but most will heal from cutting their lawn mishaps)
anyways

walks in ta home and prego live in acting wife like
asks WHERE THE FUCK YOU BEEN


Darling I can't lie to you
was out fucking hookers without you again
and well it was so good we fell asleep

she looks down at shoes and said
you lying bastard
you've been playing golf .again



going to strip club for a root beer. only 3 all late 2 more 11:30 as leaving was so worth the trip ta read the jokes in that rag

[lilylivered]

Originally Posted by Plastic Man

guys whats dids ...the painter say ...ta the couple ...dancin ats the party

...he done said minds ifs i ...cuts in ...cause i done wants ta fucks yer whore

I think you are funnier with your regular posts.
Dont give up your day job