Lunch in Progresso
Went to Progreso last Thursday to pick up some medicine . While I was there I decided to go onto the forum and find if there were any bars or clubs in Progresso . I haven't been to Progresso in about 20 years and so I wasn't sure what to expect . I have lived in the valley for around 30 years and speak relatively good Spanish . Had no idea where I was going or what I was doing . First of all it is super easy to get into Progresso you park in a paid lot on the US side and then it's about 200 or 300 m to get into Mexico . I was completely amazed by the number of drunk winter Texans stumbling around the streets of Progresso. Decided to take the easy way out and used my negotiating skills with the taxi driver . I made a friend today named José Martinez. In one hour José took me to get my medicine then proceeded to take me to every strip bar and whore house in Progresso . Visited about five or six clubs and numerous back alley whore complexes. At one club we sat down I had about six girls grinding on me and selected one . I bought a beer for me and for the girl and for my friend José who watched the whole thing . Of the 20 girls I saw and Progresso they all looked a bit like Teletubbies . The one who danced on me was about 510 and thin but nothing to brag about. So I told José let's head back to the border I got to go back to work . José introduced me to every whore and Progresso and said I wanted fucky ducky sucky sucky ... completely hilarious day . $20 seems to be the going rate in Progresso for fucky fucky sucky sucky. Total cost for 90 minutes in Progreso .... two dollars parking , $.50 to get into Mexico , five dollars for guided tour and taxi rides , 5 dollars for medicine , five dollars for dance if you want to call it that, five dollars for dance if you want to call it that 3 dollars for three beers...funny as hell memories
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