It's a damn good thing that there is no real crime in Chicago to worry about.
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Jan. 1, 2015 - Dec. 2, 2015 - 2,752 shooting victims
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Oh, scratch that.
At least they have plenty of money to waste on needless litigation.
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A preliminary forecast prepared in June 2015 identified a $198.75 million gap between revenues and expenditures.
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oops.
At least taxes are low.
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Chicago next year will once again have the highest sales tax rate of any major U.S. city, according to a new analysis from a tax policy research organization. The city rate will hit 10.25 percent on Jan. 1, when a penny-on-the-dollar sales tax increase the Cook County Board narrowly approved Wednesday goes into effect.
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Oh fuck me.