Three Bums

[PT4ME]

Three bums are talking one evening, when the first says, "You should have been with me last night. I was behind the new Burger King, looked in the dumpster and found a half-eaten Whopper and half a Sprite. I had myself a feast!"

The second one says, "You should have been with me last night. I was behind the liquor store, and found a case of broken whiskey bottles in the Dumpster. I got a good drink!"�

The third one says, "You both should have been with me last night. I was walking down the railroad tracks, ran into a woman, went off into the woods and had sex with her for hours!"�

Excitedly, the first one asks, "So, did you get any head?"�

The third one says, "Nah, I never could find her head."

-PT-

[DallasRain]

lol---ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[eccietime]

ROFLMAO - Dam didn't get any head!!!

:smileys ex: