Stupid things you have done while in a session

[burkalini]

What stupid things have you done while you were in a session.

I once went to apply a cover and made the mistake of having lube on my hands. Yep you guessed it. My hand slipped the cover flew across the room and landed on the keyboard on my computer. Real sexy huh?


Now how you both providers and hobbiest

[John Bull]

Gee, I never did anything stupid. Guess that's why I'm a mod.

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by John Bull

Gee, I never did anything stupid. Guess that's why I'm a mod.

I guess it's hard to screw up when it's only once. Just kidding John I never said I was bright

[John Bull]

Where's MsElena and her whip when I need her?

[MsElena]

I'm here, I'm here. I've been traveling today and have a little down time right now.

John, don't worry because I've talked to Burk and he's going to bend over for me so I can paddle him. But, if you prefer I use my whip........that can be arranged too.

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by MsElena

I'm here, I'm here. I've been traveling today and have a little down time right now.

John, don't worry because I've talked to Burk and he's going to bend over for me so I can paddle him. But, if you prefer I use my whip........that can be arranged too.

Elena is great, however she sometimes has issues with reality lol. I know she wants me to use the paddle on her but is just too shy to ask. You heard the phrase" all bark and no bite". Well maybe she does bite a little. No paddles or whips on my ass. I do have a strong right hand if she wants me to show her how to use them.

[DallasRain]

not stupid,but funny.......I sneezed & blew it all over a guy's privates!!!

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

not stupid,but funny.......I sneezed & blew it all over a guy's privates!!!

Not the kind of lube we like very much. lol