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10-08-2014, 07:57 PM
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A woman goes to her Gynecologist...
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.
Woman: "Something is terribly wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina."
The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those Aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas."
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10-08-2014, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by royamcr
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.
Woman: "Something is terribly wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina."
The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those Aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas."
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ROTFLMFAO 
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10-08-2014, 08:32 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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omg---funny!
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10-08-2014, 08:36 PM
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Ha cute!
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10-08-2014, 08:40 PM
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LOL! I prefer BIG peeled cucumbers myself... 
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10-09-2014, 08:45 PM
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I get it bananas are cheaper then dildos.
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10-09-2014, 08:47 PM
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A girls best friend
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LOL! I prefer BIG peeled cucumbers myself... |
I bet the Salad is really tasty, or just a plain cucumber sandwich.
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10-09-2014, 08:55 PM
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LOL! I prefer BIG peeled cucumbers myself... |
Real women don't peel them...LOL
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10-09-2014, 09:29 PM
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I bet the Salad is really tasty, or just a plain cucumber sandwich.
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LOL, nope, just a BIG cucumber for me please.
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Real women don't peel them...LOL
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LMAO! I think its the impatient women that dont peel them. Hehe
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10-10-2014, 12:44 AM
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Natures dildo, always think about that when you see a girl sorting through the cucumbers. Gotta find just the right size.
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10-10-2014, 08:35 AM
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Why are cucumbers better than men?
They aren't jealous of other cucumbers in the frig.
Were a lot of these at one time.
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10-10-2014, 08:40 AM
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If cucumbers could take out the trash, women wouldn't need men at all!
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10-10-2014, 05:38 PM
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If cucumbers could take out the trash, women wouldn't need men at all!
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I didnt realize cucumbers made money?
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10-11-2014, 04:49 PM
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If cucumbers could take out the trash, women wouldn't need men at all!
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Or wash the car, or mow the lawn, shovel the driveway, take the dog the vet, deal with the mechanic, and cucumbers can't talk dirty. 
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10-12-2014, 01:57 AM
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or kill spiders.
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