5 Freakin Hours

[Doglegg]

To catch a nut, but I finally got a happy ending.

My dick got so sore it came out of self defense,

Ok back to our regularly programmed channels, such as mod taunting and shit.

[OldYeller]

Hey, Dog! After 4 hours, you're supposed to call a doctor!
Who was the (lucky) lady?

[repete offender]

Were you alone, watching porn, accompanied? Not much to go on, here Dogg ???

[Doglegg]

Sorry it took me a while to post again, my right hand is currently feeling abused and isnt working with me yet.

OY I wish there was a female that has that much patience (especially at single hour rates).

This is what happens when you reach the end of the porn internet and still can't find anything intriguing.

[Ms. Milani]

EDIT: Aww poor hand. Is that how long you typically last?

[Doglegg]

Yes pretty close to normal. After a while both hands get bored.

A quicky is about two hours. Well by my definition anyway.

The younger guys call it edging. I call it life after 40.

Now to get on with the rest of the day.

[Desperado]

Dang.. I would shoot myself if I had to go that long to bust... But then again, some ladies like that. Kudos to you, Sir.

[Little Miss Cuntcakes]

Originally Posted by Doglegg

Yes pretty close to normal. After a while both hands get bored.

A quicky is about two hours. Well by my definition anyway.

The younger guys call it edging. I call it life after 40.

Now to get on with the rest of the day.

Fuuuuuuck that! Hahahaha I know now to never book you for an appointment!
Fuck around and end up walking out with my right arm looking like popeye and shit
.

[a10bomb]

Originally Posted by Little Miss Cuntcakes

Fuck around and end up walking out with my right arm looking like popeye and shit

***note to self**** do not see Little Miss Cuntcakes after seeing Doglegg her popeye arm may be detrimental to JR's health

[pyramider]

The OP needs to learn to sit on one hand for 10 minutes. Then use that hand to masturbate. It will be like someone else's hand.

[Doglegg]

Originally Posted by Little Miss Cuntcakes

Fuuuuuuck that! Hahahaha I know now to never book you for an appointment!
Fuck around and end up walking out with my right arm looking like popeye and shit
.

Now you know why I wanted to take SAangel to see you...she could get off 99 times in one hour (its a three thing that breaks down to the prime number eleven which kind of works for her).
You would get to give someone a happy ending and talk shit about her climbing the walls and I would have new mind floss to work with. Pretty much three happy people holding hands, lalala.

Just my luck she didnt want a rub a dub dub while I did a tug-a-tug tug.

Oh well pretty sure part of the equation worked out.

Ok back to Mod bashing....NEXT!!!

[Little Miss Cuntcakes]

Originally Posted by Doglegg

Now you know why I wanted to take SAangel to see you...she could get off 99 times in one hour (its a three thing that breaks down to the prime number eleven which kind of works for her).
You would get to give someone a happy ending and talk shit about her climbing the walls and I would have new mind floss to work with. Pretty much three happy people holding hands, lalala.

Just my luck she didnt want a rub a dub dub while I did a tug-a-tug tug.

Oh well pretty sure part of the equation worked out.

Ok back to Mod bashing....NEXT!!!

I plan of seeing her tomorrow morning... I'm sure we can arrange something soon.Are you wanting a 4hand or do you just want to watch?
I suggest you get a 4hand massage for SAangel
, done by Tracy aine && Myself..
Fuck... The 3of us together lol


Dammit....

[Guest070316-1]

Originally Posted by Little Miss Cuntcakes

I plan of seeing her tomorrow morning... I'm sure we can arrange something soon.Are you wanting a 4hand or do you just want to watch?
I suggest you get a 4hand massage for SAangel
, done by Tracy aine && Myself..
Fuck... The 3of us together lol


Dammit....

Sounds like a great time =)

[Little Miss Cuntcakes]

Originally Posted by Dr. Dew

Sounds like a great time =)

It does.. Idk maybe I'll do a review special for that..
Btw check your ho box dr dew

[Molly1990]

I have a Tapout special you might like