Rick Perry lawyers up

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

I think he may be back at the farm, EXNer.

it's not been too terribly stupid around here for a few days now.

The Idiot Family is attending their annual Family Reunion at Fort Sumter.

Rumor has it the Patriarch of the Idiot Family is getting too old and too feeble to make the drive. However LexiLiar was recently given a old Lexus that has been modified into a pick up truck. It's a jewel that is sportin' a brand spankin' new Re-Elect Strom Thurmond bumper sticker and of course the ever present Confederate Flag.

Indeed, it's the only one of its kind.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by ExNYer

It is bad enough you are a Cock Whisperer and tranny fuckee.

But you are so obsessed with "Yankee".

Get over it, IBLying. The South lost. Thank God.

Keep choking on that refreshing Dixie Land air you're breathing, you pathetic and exiled Yankee cretin who had to move to Texas to find a job.

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

I think he may be back at the farm, EXNer.

it's not been too terribly stupid around here for a few days now.

You're too stupid to recognize how stupid you are, you lying, hypocritical, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM.

Originally Posted by bigtex

The Idiot Family is attending their annual Family Reunion at Fort Sumter.

Rumor has it the Patriarch of the Idiot Family is getting too old and too feeble to make the drive. However LexiLiar was recently given a old Lexus that has been modified into a pick up truck. It's a jewel that is sportin' a brand spankin' new Re-Elect Strom Thurmond bumper sticker and of course the ever present Confederate Flag.

Indeed, it's the only one of its kind.

Now the lying, hypocritical, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM and the dumbfuck Yankee retard living in exile can start their reach-a-round party -- BigKoTex: the BUTTer Bar ASShat arrived with the dumbfuck Yankee's *Jiffylube*.

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Keep choking on that refreshing Dixie Land air you're breathing, you pathetic and exiled Yankee cretin who had to move to Texas to find a job.







You're too stupid to recognize how stupid you are, you lying, hypocritical, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM.




Now the lying, hypocritical, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM and the dumbfuck Yankee retard living in exile can start their reach-a-round party -- BigKoTex: the BUTTer Bar ASShat arrived with the dumbfuck Yankee's *Jiffylube*.

Oh well, for a few hours there was a glimpse of hope.

And then IB came back from his all too short vacation. But while he was gone I noticed there was just a bit less hostility here, and noticeably less stupidity. It may have been a statistical anomaly, but I doubt it.

So now we see that in a mere couple days off IB has tried to reinvent himself as a musician. A bad one, but nonetheless someone who has all the makings of a bad rap artist. Use the same melody over and over, some bad lyrics tweaked a small amount from song to song. No redeeming social value but lots of foul language just for the sake of shock value. Yep, that about describes him.

But you really need a new handle. What kind of rap artist is known as ‘IBHankering”? No, that will never do. You could go into your past and use IBCondomMan. That has some street cred. Or maybe something that rings true with the current news world. “The Anti-Sterling”, or “The K-Street Posse” and let people guess whether K-Street is where your crib is or it has some other more sinister meaning. Personally “IBPottyMouth” seems apropos but not really hip enough.

Maybe someone who is far more tech savvy than I am will start a poll on the topic. Inquiering minds want to know.

[Guest032516]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Keep choking on that refreshing Dixie Land air you're breathing, you pathetic and exiled Yankee cretin who had to move to Texas to find a job.

Refreshing air? You must not be referring to Dallas, shit head. We are in the top ten for high ozone levels.

Of course, since you typically have your face jammed into some tranny's ass crack, I'm sure that Dixie air smells refreshing by comparison.

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by ExNYer

Of course, since you typically have your face jammed into some tranny's ass crack, I'm sure that Dixie air smells refreshing by comparison.

Classic!

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by ExNYer

Refreshing air? You must not be referring to Dallas, shit head. We are in the top ten for high ozone levels.

Of course, since you typically have your face jammed into some tranny's ass crack, I'm sure that Dixie air smells refreshing by comparison.

Dixie air -- absent retarded Yankee miscreants like you, who pollute it, you dick-licking Yankee mick, is sweeter than anything you'll find in your beloved New York City from which your ignorant ass is exiled.

Originally Posted by bigtex

Classic!

Didn't the dick-licking Yankee mick send you to the store for some more*Jiffylube*, BigKoTex: the BUTTer Bar ASShat?

Originally Posted by Old-T

Oh well, for a few hours there was a glimpse of hope.

And then IB came back from his all too short vacation. But while he was gone I noticed there was just a bit less hostility here, and noticeably less stupidity. It may have been a statistical anomaly, but I doubt it.

So now we see that in a mere couple days off IB has tried to reinvent himself as a musician. A bad one, but nonetheless someone who has all the makings of a bad rap artist. Use the same melody over and over, some bad lyrics tweaked a small amount from song to song. No redeeming social value but lots of foul language just for the sake of shock value. Yep, that about describes him.

But you really need a new handle. What kind of rap artist is known as ‘IBHankering”? No, that will never do. You could go into your past and use IBCondomMan. That has some street cred. Or maybe something that rings true with the current news world. “The Anti-Sterling”, or “The K-Street Posse” and let people guess whether K-Street is where your crib is or it has some other more sinister meaning. Personally “IBPottyMouth” seems apropos but not really hip enough.

Maybe someone who is far more tech savvy than I am will start a poll on the topic. Inquiering minds want to know.

Yet more wayward and rambling delusions from Old-Twerp as Old-Twerp joins with the dick-licking Yankee mick and BigKoTex: the BUTTer Bar ASShat for another lib-retarded circle jerk. BTW, jackass, you're too damn stupid to determine who it was that wasn't posting moronic remarks about "trannies, which, by your own ignorant standards, you must obviously believe to be polite, intellectual discourse, Old-Twerp.

[Guest032516]

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Dixie air -- absent retarded Yankee miscreants like you, who pollute it, you dick-licking Yankee mick, is sweeter than anything you'll find in your beloved New York City from which your ignorant ass is exiled.

Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Dixie? It's kind of like the Holy Roman Empire. No such place exists anymore, turd breath. Yipee!

I live in Texas, not the Old South, you Cock Whisperer.

BTW, did you think up those retarded song lyrics? Or did you help from IFFY?

"Mourns" and "born" don't rhyme, simpleton.

And there are too many syllables in the "Exiled .... born" line. You have zero rhythm, Confederate twat.

[Yssup Rider]

When you spend five minutes (way too much on a daily basis, but guilty) reading through IBIdiot's projectile posts, NONE of his fucking "pet names" for fellow posters make sense.

Or do they?

I'd love to know why he calls Big Tex "BigKoTex: the BUTTer Bar ASShat" for example. IBIdiot, if you were to call someone that name on a school yard the other kids would laugh their asses off ... at YOU!

Ten syllables of pure gibberish.

But it's kinda fun imagining the kind of grown person would stand in a corner and scream out a name like that over and over and over and over and over.

Then there's his pet name for me: "lying, hypocritical, racist, cum-gobbling golem fucktard, HDDB, DEM"

That's not a name Corpy, it's punchline from a Monty Python sketch. The end sounds like professional designations, something about which you obviously haven't a clue, and refers to another made up language for which there is no basis other than a Broadway musical.

Then there's his incessant use of the "insult" YANKEE! The only people who really spit that word in such disgust anymore are ... Red Sox fans.

Let's see ... from this, we can deduce that he's obsessed with BUTTS (we knew that), feels as though he has to add professional letters to the end of his insults and is driven insane by the thought of YANKEES. We know he also has a problem with people of Irish descent because of his constant use of the ethnic slur "mick."

GUESS WHAT, FOLKS. WE HAD IT ALL WRONG!

IBIDIOT IS REALLY A SELF-LOATHING HOMO FROM BOSTON!

No wonder he can't get no real pussy. Even the paid kind. From a woman. He isn't interested.

LMAO!

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by ExNYer

Dixie? It's kind of like the Holy Roman Empire. No such place exists anymore, turd breath. Yipee!

You have zero rhythm, Confederate twat.

Sounds like you need to hear it from the King...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gyvTV5OJ5E

[Don't Be Daft!]

I actually just read this somewhere online a day or so ago. Wish I would've copied the link. I'm a believer in the climate change issue; I was astonished to learn the metroplex was listed as one of the worst places in as far as ozone levels are concerned.

Originally Posted by ExNYer

Refreshing air? You must not be referring to Dallas, shit head. We are in the top ten for high ozone levels.

Of course, since you typically have your face jammed into some tranny's ass crack, I'm sure that Dixie air smells refreshing by comparison.

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by lustylad

Sounds like you need to hear it from the King...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gyvTV5OJ5E

Is that supposed to convince me of anything? It just reinforces that the old Elvis was a parody of the young Elvis.

And I would never trust anything a singer says just because they are (or in this case were) a decent (not great) singer.

[JCM800]

I see that you're resorting to photoshop again.

Poor IB

[Guest032516]

Originally Posted by Don't Be Daft!

I actually just read this somewhere online a day or so ago. Wish I would've copied the link. I'm a believer in the climate change issue; I was astonished to learn the metroplex was listed as one of the worst places in as far as ozone levels are concerned.

Andrew Sullivan linked to it:

http://dish.andrewsullivan.com/2014/...breathing-easy/

The map:



Six cities are in California.

Then there is Vegas.

Two cities are in "Dixie" (DFW and Houston).

The 10th area is borderline "Dixie" (DC-Arlington-Baltimore).

New York? Not on the list. The air is too "pure" and "sweet".

The common factor is pretty obvious. The older, denser, northern cities with mass transit have cleaner air.

The newer cites (Dallas, Houston, Vegas, SoCal) that are car dependent have higher ozone and particulate matter.

That doesn't speak well of "Dixie" air.

[Guest032516]

Originally Posted by lustylad

Sounds like you need to hear it from the King...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gyvTV5OJ5E

It's kind of amusing they did not have a close up of the black singers during the singing of "Dixie".

Heh.

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by Old-T

Is that supposed to convince me of anything?

Nope... take it for what it is... a moving song about a moving time and place sung with feeling by a memphis boy who moved a lot of folks when he performed... it's your loss if you can't be moved anymore...

Originally Posted by ExNYer

It's kind of amusing they did not have a close up of the black singers during the singing of "Dixie".

WTF are you babbling about? Is the guy on the flute at 2:50 not black enough for you? I care more about his music...

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