Comedic moments in the hobby, share yours

[Dave Smith]

Years ago I was seeing a provider who I had not seen before. I got undressed and then was on the bed. She was starting to give me BBBJ when she stops and asks “Are you married?” I said yes and then she jumped off the bed and went into the bathroom. I was confused so I jumped of the bed and followed her to the bathroom. She had turned on the bathroom sink and was washing her mouth. I said “Is something wrong?” and she smiled and said “I don’t want to get lip stick on you honey.”

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by Dave Smith

Years ago I was seeing a provider who I had not seen before. I got undressed and then was on the bed. She was starting to give me BBBJ when she stops and asks “Are you married?” I said yes and then she jumped off the bed and went into the bathroom. I was confused so I jumped of the bed and followed her to the bathroom. She had turned on the bathroom sink and was washing her mouth. I said “Is something wrong?” and she smiled and said “I don’t want to get lip stick on you honey.”

Funny, but I also find it quite sweet when a provider looks out for me like that!

[watchoutthegameisrigged]

Very thoughtful lady! I like them that way. Being married and all.

[SlowHand50]

Originally Posted by Nicolefoxx1

Okay I have a story
Well I was in Louisiana at the time !
Everything was going good with my date !
We had our fun an was really getting into it! I was in doggy style and everything was great untill I hear him say oh ya that feels good on my balls.
I am like what I can't reach your balls!
So he turns around and finds my lilttle puppy licking his balls!! He thought it was me at first an than he realized and yelled at my dog .(not to loud or mean). All I could do was laugh !!
It was the funniest moment !

Hahaha! This is great! I hope the dude left a tip for your puppy, too!

[Nicolefoxx1]

Haha no he didn’t
But it’s okay it was on the house he got lucky

[Vannah]

I'm a little late to the party, but here's my contribution.

Over the summer, I had an appointment in Hot Springs. I'm somewhat familiar with that area and was certain I knew which hotel he told me he was staying at. I parked my car, texted him for the room number and headed up. I get on the elevator and notice that the room number he gave me didn't correspond with the number of floors in the hotel since his room would have been on the 9th floor and there were only 5 floors, according to the elevator. I immediately felt a wave of panic rush over me. I called the gentleman thinking he gave me the wrong room number only to find out that I was in the wrong hotel entirely. After a graceful exit, I made it to the right hotel. Fortunately, the client was super nice and we were able to laugh about it.

[Ginger Doll]

I recently had Nukeman and Chloe over to my place for a double. Nukeman was already in the hot tub, and Chloe and I were undressing to join him. I was telling her about the time Ed caught his tail on fire. As if on cue, Ed jumped up onto the table, brushed against a lit candle and caught his damn tail on fire again! Luckily we were able to catch the poor guy right away and extinguish him.

[Johnnytricks]

I see why you didn’t name Ed ...Jack!

[ACharmXo]

This is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂

[ACharmXo]

Vannah I’ve literally done that line twice lol ����
Speaking of fire Ginger, anyone who’s ever came to my incall knows I LOVE a candle lit room to set the mood
I had a date in Nashville and idk what it is about touring but I’m always 10x more nervous than when I hobby at home.. so anyways he brought me a bottle of my fav wine so I’m rinsing our my wine glasses and he comes over to the sink area to pour us some glasses... next thing I know the whole room smells like smoke and I look at him like what’s that smell... turn around and the 2hr donation is literally on FIRE !! We ran over there and put it out luckily he wasn’t messed up about running down to the atm and getting more but now I’m super cautious of candle placement lol

[watchoutthegameisrigged]

LOL, that gives a whole new meaning to setting the room on fire.

[SlowHand50]

Originally Posted by watchoutthegameisrigged

LOL, that gives a whole new meaning to setting the room on fire.

Or to having money to burn

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by ACharmXo

I had a date in Nashville and idk what it is about touring but I’m always 10x more nervous than when I hobby at home.

I can understand being nervous in strange surroundings, but LE in Nashville is active enough that it's quite appropriate to be nervous there. Be careful and screen very carefully when you're in Metro Nashville-Davidson County.

Cheers,

bcg

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by SlowHand50

Or to having money to burn

I envy the guy. My hobby funds are scarce enough that had the initial 2 hour donation gone up in smoke I couldn't run to the ATM and get more... 2 hours with Ashlyn (or any other high quality provider) basically represents my hobby budget for a couple months. I'd have had to tell her "I'm sorry, no date tonight" and I wouldn't be able to recompense her for her time, even.

Cheers,

bcg

[ACharmXo]

Yea I literally said prayer to myself that went a little something like “Swear to Buddha I hope he has more funds!!” Lol