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b@ileythepistol · 10-29-2012, 05:00 PM

Omg I had a friend who is a lesbian she and her gf where playing and the doorbell rang.. it was the FedEx guy. His first words to her where " omg why is there blood on your face" lmao funniest story I ever heard she was soooo embarrassed

Guest013121 · 10-29-2012, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by b@ileythepistol

Omg I had a friend who is a lesbian she and her gf where playing and the doorbell rang.. it was the FedEx guy. His first words to her where " omg why is there blood on your face" lmao funniest story I ever heard she was soooo embarrassed

HOLY SHIT!! Bailey that is hilarious girl! Can u imagine what was going thru the fed-ex guys' mind?? especially since he just delivered a package to them!

b@ileythepistol · 10-29-2012, 06:15 PM

Lol she said he thought she was eating a person literally

Guest013121 · 10-29-2012, 06:28 PM

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Lol she said he thought she was eating a person literally

Girl, i fell off my dam chair i laughed so dam hard!!! funny stuff there

i'va biggen · 10-29-2012, 08:33 PM

If it was around Halloween it would be creepy.

handsman98 · 10-29-2012, 08:48 PM

I say just finger licking good.......

Mikeyr23 · 10-29-2012, 09:01 PM

This has got to be one of the funniest threads I have ever read !!! What started out as ugly pussies that look like assholes has turned into cannibalize pussies and fed ex divers. Lmfao!!! Reminds me if a day back in college , when I hooked up with this hot gal only to find out she brought new meaning to the term cookie nipples and mud flaps... Yes when I got her shirt off, I was staring at some of the most peculiar nipples I had ever seen to date and there was a rogue long as hair on one of them.... Then as if I wasn't freak out enough, went down to do some motor boating..... And it sounded like one of those fart noises u make on some bodies stomach when blowing on it.. It was all i could do not to laugh!! Needless to say that was the last time we hooked up... Lol. From that point on, nothing but pretty pussies!

Anyway just wanted to add to the fun! Keep this one going !

malwoody · 10-29-2012, 09:33 PM

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this hot gal only to find out she brought new meaning to the term cookie nipples and mud flaps...

The nips...concave or convex? think back, it's important..and the "mud flaps".. did they have a company name or any kind of a symbol on them?...important details not to be left out..

hughhefner · 10-30-2012, 12:00 AM

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The nips...concave or convex? think back, it's important..and the "mud flaps".. did they have a company name or any kind of a symbol on them?...important details not to be left out..

MW, I'm with you on all this!

And why no descriptions of coloration either?! Anyway, through Halloween only, these flaps are on sale. Though it should go without saying, people should feel free to mix and match.

Bomb Pop · 10-30-2012, 10:30 AM

Way back, got to be with a girl that I always wanted to be with. We get hot n heavy, start going south and come across the biggest patch of bubblegum I've ever seen. Still had fun, just was an experience I never had in person before.

Happy Camper · 10-30-2012, 12:00 PM

True story. I swear.

About 12 years ago or so, there was gal in KC that had an agency called whateverwherever.com or something like that. For a while she had a really cute red who worked for her who had TWO VAGINAS. It was one pussy (one set of pussy lips anyway), but when you slipped your finger in, you could feel two vaginas, and yes, you could take your pick.

I swear I'm not making this up. I only saw her once or twice, but it was definitely memorable. And both vaginas were very tight.

KCSmutMonkey · 10-30-2012, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Camper

True story. I swear.

About 12 years ago or so, there was gal in KC that had an agency called whateverwherever.com or something like that. For a while she had a really cute red who worked for her who had TWO VAGINAS. It was one pussy (one set of pussy lips anyway), but when you slipped your finger in, you could feel two vaginas, and yes, you could take your pick.

I swear I'm not making this up. I only saw her once or twice, but it was definitely memorable. And both vaginas were very tight.

THAT is a party in a box... (double meaning included)

hughhefner · 10-31-2012, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Camper

True story. I swear.

About 12 years ago or so, there was gal in KC that had an agency called whateverwherever.com or something like that. For a while she had a really cute red who worked for her who had TWO VAGINAS. It was one pussy (one set of pussy lips anyway), but when you slipped your finger in, you could feel two vaginas, and yes, you could take your pick.

I swear I'm not making this up. I only saw her once or twice, but it was definitely memorable. And both vaginas were very tight.

Camper, I remember the WEWE girls back then. Seems like a longggggg time ago! I used to see one and even escorted her to a dance contest her boss held at a local strip club. Some strange ladies, to be sure, but I thankfully missed the one with dual pipes.

MOCHAakaMOCHA · 10-31-2012, 11:55 PM

Might not be the ugliest to some but hers kind of grosses me out (Kapri Styles) .... probably should check to see if I can even keep these up o_o .... the pics show better than I can fully explain ... ok guidelines say to be avoided but not exactly prohibited...if I have to take them down I will:

Whenever she holds it open in videos it always looks lose like it's gonna fall out. Her opening looks looks kind of....collapsed to me :/

**Image removed per ECCIE rules*** MA.
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Guest013121 · 11-02-2012, 06:10 PM

[QUOTE=MOCHAakaMOCHA;1051835549]Might not be the ugliest to some but hers kind of grosses me out (Kapri Styles) .... probably should check to see if I can even keep these up o_o .... the pics show better than I can fully explain ... ok guidelines say to be avoided but not exactly prohibited...if I have to take them down I will:

Whenever she holds it open in videos it always looks lose like it's gonna fall out. Her opening looks looks kind of....collapsed to me :/

**Removed pic***MA.
Uuummmm, she needs to cut them long stragglers on her lips that she forgot to shave....and her asshole looks like a cave. All gross to me.