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02-27-2015, 12:13 PM
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Join Date: Jul 11, 2013
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....Hold your phone up with a picture of her next to a mirror. Now look at the old fat fuck / neckbeard in the mirror.....
I'm a FOUG...
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Now we know. You might expect a FOUG upcharge next time you make an appointment.
You might try shaving cream and exercise. It might change your outlook and save you some cash.
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02-27-2015, 12:18 PM
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Join Date: Jan 11, 2010
Location: H-town
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If I just wanted to say hello to a provider I've seen, I'd usually go the PM route. Or if they're in Chat I'd say hello then.
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02-27-2015, 12:55 PM
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Join Date: Apr 5, 2010
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I'll take 2 out of the 3. I might slightly overweight and in my early 40's, but I'm damn sure not ugly. LOL
I mean, I'm not Idris Elba or Denzel, but I can hold my own.
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02-27-2015, 01:05 PM
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Location: Tulsa
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Reminded me of an old post.
If the ladies only knew what guys go through to get ready for a date, then maybe they'd understand how hard it is for us when they cancel.
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Next month, I'll be turning 69, again. I try to stay in shape by doing a push-up every morning, Then I go to the end of the drive, get out of my Hoveround, and take a lap around the cul-de-sac,
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On date day, I get started early. I get out my box of wipes and give myself a thorough cleaning. You know I like to smell fresh. A little dab of brill cream and a shot of mouthwash and I get dressed, About 2 hours before date time, I take 2 blue pills. I've got to make sure they are working before I leave. It's a safety issue, my Buick doesn't have air bags. Then I send a text for the incall location and program it into my GPS. The ED pills react with my Alzheimer's medication and I sometimes forget where I'm going.
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Anyhow,* I park in the handicap zone so my wheel chair hoist has room to move. The hotel manager usually comes out to help and never suspects a thing. All this, does work up a little sweat, so I always bring some extra wipes to freshen up again. Don't worry about the eczema, it's not contagious. And,* I'm not about to let that other thing ruin our date again, so I don't just treat it, I attack it with Phazyme. Thank me later.
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02-27-2015, 01:29 PM
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Join Date: Aug 19, 2013
Location: Houston, TX
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IceCreamMan thanks for the thread and all the ladies for the responses. Being still relatively new I've had wondered what was appropriate, as I also like to say hi and thinking about you to some of the ladies I've met with. Nice to hear that at least some of the ladies appricate a friendly greeting occasionally (and yes I've been educated in appropriate timing and lauguage!)
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02-27-2015, 04:23 PM
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I dont mind. Just dont turn into a stalker.
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02-27-2015, 10:51 PM
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I dont mind. Just dont turn into a stalker.
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But that's how it all Start's lol
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03-03-2015, 07:01 PM
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User ID: 41999
Join Date: Aug 26, 2010
Location: Houston, TX. Dallas, TX
Posts: 2,242
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Well, can't say you offer GFE if you are not going to text back. GFE doesn't stop after getting laid. I never text though. However if I get texts I usually reply. I don't count the number of texts, as long as it's not overwhelming.
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03-03-2015, 08:31 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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What? Texting back over kissing as GFE?
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03-03-2015, 08:56 PM
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Join Date: Apr 24, 2014
Location: Houston
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GFE might not stop after getting laid, but I'm pretty sure it stops as soon as she walks out the door/drives away, you walk out the door, or you drop her off.
at least that's what I thought. I took that post in a different perspective as I didn't realize the poster was a provider. my bad on that one.
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03-03-2015, 09:04 PM
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Join Date: Jan 14, 2012
Location: Somewhere Over the Rainbow
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Here's my MO for post-session communication:
Client: Thanks for the honey.
Me: YW. Thx for the money.
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03-04-2015, 11:29 AM
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Join Date: Nov 4, 2011
Location: Victoria, Texas
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Short & concise YM...
Good job!
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