I rented a Hoogar I won't be sleeping in...so if you need one.

[fun2come]

MissV, I am a fixin' to say YES, as soon as I have looked up all them fancy words ya been using on me ...

[Centaur]

[shayla84]

For one jeez never would I have thought the word hoogar or n***er had anything in common and should be ashamed of your self "wow". And what the hell is the big deal here damn, I find it funny that nobody can have a sense of humor unless THEY have made the joke...
Nobody cares, Hoogar, Hooker, Prositute, Escort, its all the fucking same and if you think other wise you are kidding your selves, I find it that I am just a higher priced hooker that dont have to fucking walk the streets in this hot ass weather (yippie), either get a fucking sense of humor or have something not raciest to say, intelligence goes a long way....
Ms V- I graduated and I still dont know what the hell you said lol your too smart for us Hoogars, hookers, prositutes, johns, and what have you..

AND being Native the word Ingin is the same as the word Ni***r so pls refrain from it.

[Bob McV]

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Don't y'all shady apes be a'waggin' your fingers at me. I should have said that the term hoogars is an affront to SOME. One for whom intent-less insults all too readily drips forth from my brain to keyboard or Montblanc cannot throw stones.

Since it's intent that has been determined to comprise a slight, do I have license to let loose some of my better ones without y'all being chagrined since there is nothing but humor behind it?

Please say yes because goddamn I have some good ones hahaha

By all means let slip the dogs of war! you have my guilded invitation to inflict your best or do your worst depending on ones perspective. Howerver, know that if I laugh so hard I faint and and crack open my skull and die, you won't be inheriting my collection of Louboutian's

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by Bob McV

you have my guilded invitation...

Yikes! First we have a mafia, then a fraternal order. We have a guild now? What's next? Letters patent? The Illuminaughty? Aediles‽

*Sorry, Bob, I can't resist a silly pun

[Bob McV]

Originally Posted by Centaur

Yikes! First we have a mafia, then a fraternal order. We have a guild now? What's next? Letters patent? The Illuminaughty? Aediles‽

*Sorry, Bob, I can't resist a silly pun

and I would have gotten away with it or it wasn't for those kinds and that pesky extra vowel!

[playingnthedark]

Originally Posted by chelseabean

I think we should replace "hoogar" with the "n" word, see how far we get? Care to to it, Toyz? In every instance since its illustrious inception on this board. Shall we? I mean that's essentially what your doing to people with that term, right? Let's do it. let's have a little fun. It'll be cute; it'll be adorable. You're always in to having a little fun, no?

I'm gonna start of with your thredAD.

As stated: "I rented a hoogar. I won't be sleeping in. so if in need of one.."

Then replaced to...

" I rented a . I won't be sleeping in. so if you need one".

You guys continue. It's so cute, right?

Really Chelseabean?

[Toyz]

[QUOTE=Miss Valentina;1055739464] As lighthearted or innocuous as it may seem to me, the term "hoogar" is an affront.
QUOTE]

Miss V, bein' as I like you (and I really do, this is just a verbal joust nuthin' personal), I'll let you watch the following clips & pick the terminology you would prefer I use rather than Hoogar when addressing you in this most avowed and revered sanctuarial chat boards. Its pretty easy to pick up on the synonyms herein'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJWzfGh3Ros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RnqTTNO3nI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pi1Tj_sRag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM88t-oi7L4

[Still Looking]

Lets add one more...

[Miss Valentina]

Get something straight Toyz my angel, my all, my Immortal Beloved. You may slight me, you may hurl every casuistic name in the book, you can link all the damned youtube hilarity you want, I'll give it to you. The American Beauty, the whatnot. I will even forgive you the Carradine.

But when you drop your drawers and just wag the Moore in my face...just like that...like it's nothing......

Oh child, I'm polishin' my dueling pistols. I take my Moore seriously.

[Miss Valentina]

F2C-

How about you come to my place and quiz me on some footie knowledge and for every one I get wrong you can give me a good and admirable spanking. I will return with a word quiz and for each one you miss, I get to flog you with my beloved riding crop.

We will continue the play until we're both a welty morass of pink smarting sex goo.

Sound good?

[shayla84]

Id pay to see that !!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

F2C-

How about you come to my place and quiz me on some footie knowledge and for every one I get wrong you can give me a good and admirable spanking. I will return with a word quiz and for each one you miss, I get to flog you with my beloved riding crop.

We will continue the play until we're both a welty morass of pink smarting sex goo.

Sound good?

[ztonk]

I thought this guideline was obvious, but apparently some of you in this thread need a reminder:

#2 - Derogatory racial remarks are simply unacceptable, period. Disrespect another's ethnic background and you will most certainly regret it.

ztonk
AustinModStaff

[RandB fan]

Originally Posted by ztonk

I thought this guideline was obvious, but apparently some of you in this thread need a reminder:

ztonk
AustinModStaff

well WAKEUP was I surprised?

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by RandB fan

well WAKEUP was I surprised?

Wasn't me...if that helps any in knowing what the surprise was...am proud of everyone for getting the thread back on track to its original intension, just having a bit of fun. And also to the MODS for letting it run and self correct.