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08-19-2010, 10:58 PM
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#361
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Originally Posted by dearhunter
I thinck his real name is Methuselah
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TMFT was a stow away on the ark...he may literally be older than dirt.
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08-19-2010, 11:02 PM
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#362
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Originally Posted by Big Jake
But I then I explain that their uterus would fall out if they took the root more than once a week.
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that my friends is a thing of beauty.
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08-20-2010, 01:42 AM
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#363
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User ID: 27124
Join Date: May 17, 2010
Location: mesquite tx
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Originally Posted by notanewbie
that my friends is a thing of beauty.
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Yeah, unless you are in possession of a uterus. Then it's just scarey
What I need to know is if he can stand up in it and do the watoosie!
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08-20-2010, 05:22 AM
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#364
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Location: Buffalo NY
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Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN
It's also bad form for a visitor to the Houston forums to go telling people how to post.
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Oh my God, have a sense of humor. Good grief.
For all the talk i've heard about how i don't know what makes you guys in Houston tick, you sure are behind the curve.
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08-20-2010, 06:11 AM
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#365
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My ECCIE Reviews
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Originally Posted by Doove
Oh my God, have a sense of humor. Good grief.
For all the talk i've heard about how i don't know what makes you guys in Houston tick, you sure are behind the curve.
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You know, Doove, sometimes I think you must get off on being everyone's punching bag!
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08-20-2010, 06:33 AM
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#366
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Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by China Doll
You know, Doove, sometimes I think you must get off on being everyone's punching bag! 
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You gotta understand... he's like a wounded animal ... lashing out at everyone around him ... in a desperate plea for help ... he's in the same state you are ... but unable to sample your charms... so close .... yet so far, far away... like a man in a desert ... dying of thirst... seeing a vision of an oasis ...reaching out... yet unable to obtain it...
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08-20-2010, 06:34 AM
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CD, you are a vision of beauty in both mind and body.
Houston would welcome you with open arms.
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08-20-2010, 06:45 AM
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#368
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Join Date: Jan 29, 2010
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by notanewbie
TMFT was a stow away on the ark...he may literally be older than dirt.
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To this day I hate going to the zoo...
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Originally Posted by Doove
Don't reply to someone's quote, then come back 3 hours later and reply again to the same quote. It's bad form. 
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Easy for you to say young fella... I have a hard time remembering where this board is... much less when I posted on it... I guess I could pin each post to my shirt so I can remember them... like I do with my name and address when I go outside...
You think that's bad form... you should see me shuffle down the sidewalk with my walker .... click-clacking my way to the tittie bar ... and then trying to put Susan B. Anthony dollars in the girl's G-Strings... and let me tell ya... that Susan B. Anthony was a hot one... once you got her out of them dang bloomers...
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08-20-2010, 07:00 AM
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#369
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Just pity Doove, he's stuck in Buffalo.
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08-20-2010, 07:07 AM
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Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by pyramider
Just pity Doove, he's stuck in Buffalo.
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I did that once... oh, wait ... you meant that place in New York State didn't you.... never mind....
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08-20-2010, 08:39 AM
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Hmmm. I'm almost afraid to ask where else you've had it stuck......... But I'm brave...here we go.... Well? I'm waitin'
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08-20-2010, 08:53 AM
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: In your closet, in your head...
Posts: 16,091
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Bam!
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08-20-2010, 09:01 AM
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Join Date: May 17, 2010
Location: mesquite tx
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Originally Posted by boardman
Bam!
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Damn! What did you do, fall outta bed?
Good mornin' Boardman!
I would send you a PM but mine is still broken and no ones bothered to fix it yet...........
just sayin....
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08-20-2010, 09:02 AM
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#374
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: In your closet, in your head...
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Being a cat in Houston is kinda like being back in TMFT's gun fightin' days. There's always these kids that have been practicing behind the barn and think they are fast. They always, always get overconfident and decide they are good enough to come in to town, drink a shot of whiskey, shoot you down and ride off into the sunset a hero.
Anyone care to belly up to the bar?
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08-20-2010, 09:02 AM
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#375
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
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Originally Posted by onehitwonder
Damn! What did you do, fall outta bed?
Good mornin' Boardman! 
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Good morning sweetie.
Sorry,
another inside joke.
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